Unlucky Cartoons

"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"I tried being myself, but it wasn't getting me anywhere."

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"What are the odds? A therapist and his star patient seated next to each other on a fourteen-hour flight? It's like we both just won the lottery!"

"Is it my fault he guessed the wrong hand?"

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."

"It's a shame you missed the eighties."

"And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican."

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm."

Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".

Wrong Bus

The Check in the Mail

"No refunds."

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."

Grim Reaper tries to hitchhike.

"Not once in my life, … In School, Marriage, Business… did I ever come out smelling like a rose."

"Not once in my life, … In School, Marriage, Business… did I ever come out smelling like a rose."

"You also had a very good feeling about the last one."

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."