"Of all the markets, in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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bear market, bear, bears, grizzly, grizzly bears, bear markets, annoyed, annoy, annoying disappointed, disappoint, unlucky, bad luck, bull market, drop, stock market, stock markets, stocks, share, shares, invest, investing, invests, tumbling, crisis, stockmarket, stock market crash, stockmarket crash, crash, crashes, pun, puns, visual punA man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.
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death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, corner, corners, intersection, intersections, easy street, harm's way, problem, problems, run into, meeting, meetings, chance, bad luck, unlucky, misfortune, word play, wordplay"What are the odds? A therapist and his star patient seated next to each other on a fourteen-hour flight? It's like we both just won the lottery!"
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air travel, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, bad luck, unlucky, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, fate"Is it my fault he guessed the wrong hand?"
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business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, beggar, beggars, choose a hand, pick a hand, guessing, guess, guessed, guess work, poverty, wealth divide, wealth gap, unlucky, bad luck, unluckiness, fired, firing, fire, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, canned, can, canning, sack, sacked, sacking, getting the sack, laid off, laid-off, laying off, laying-off"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
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hell, welcome to hell, devil, devils, demon, demons, satan, fire, flame, flames, new arrival, death, dead, money, gambling, gambler, gamblers, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, lottery ticket, lottery tickets, game, games, won, winning the lottery, million, millions, million dollars, fortune, unlucky, lucky, fortunate, unfortunate, good luck, bad luck, bad day, worst day, rich, wealth, wealthy, riches, poor, man, men, psychology, failure, failed, stress, stressful, unfulfilled dreams"Oh, well, this is going to be awkward."
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death, deaths, grim reaper, grim-reaper, grim reapers, grim-reapers, lottery, lotteries, unlucky, awkward, awkwardness, millionaire, millionaires, tragic, tragedy, dying, dies, scythe, lucky, win, winning, jackpot, jack-pot, jackpots, jack-pots, money, pass away, typical"It's a shame you missed the eighties."
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eighties, 80s, nostalgia, nostalgic, child, children, babies, baby, kid, kids, precocious, wistful, reminisce, reminiscence, unfortunate, unlucky, history, histories, american history, 1980s, remember, remembering, share, sharing, nineties kids, 90s kids"And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican."
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nonprofit, nonprofits, republican, republicans, barking up the wrong tree, lgbt, lgbtq+, woman, women, men, man, date, dates, dating, politics, political, unlucky, single, singles"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, love life, theory, theoretical, dry spell, dry, dry-spell, club, clubbing, clubs, bar, bars, gay bar, gay bars, drinking, luck, unlucky, scene, culture, cultures, pop culture"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm."
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car crash, car crashes, airbag, airbags, safety measures, heart attack, heart attacks, heart failure, heart failures, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, pearly gates, the pearly gates, st peter, st.peter, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, dying, car safety, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, fate, unlucky, unluckinessMan crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".
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desert, deserts, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, crawling, thirsty, starving, dying, oasis, mirage, mirages, club, clubs, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, private club, private clubs, exclusive, event, events, private event, private events, closed off, closed to the public, closed, unavailable, bad day, unlucky, bad luckWrong Bus
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bus, the wrong bus, wrong bus, wait, waiting, infuriating, annoying, bus stop, buses, omnibus, unlucky, unfortunate, typical, bad luck, bewildering, perplexingThe Check in the Mail
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solar system, the solar system, check, checks, check in the mail, lucky, get lucky, getting luck, winning money, unlucky, unlikely, improbable, remote, remote chance, remote chances, checks in the mail, in debt, debt, debtor, debtors, put-off, put off, putting off, putting-off, damage limitation, idiom, idioms, saying sayings, space, planet, planets"No refunds."
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refund, refunds, no refunds, amusement park, amusement parks, fair, fairs, theme park, theme parks, funfair, funfairs, theme park ride, theme parks rides, funfair ride, funfair rides, water park, water parks, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointed, disappointing, unlucky, relationship, love, modern life, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splitting upsKid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone
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ice cream, ice-cream, cone, cones, ice, gelato, sorbet, sherbert, frozen, dessert, desserts, food, kid, kids, child, children, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, trip, stumble, clumsy, spill, drop, fall, falling, flavour, flavours, flavor, flavors, mess, messy, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shop, shops, store, stores, parlor, parlors, parlours, parlour, 13, thirteen, unlucky, misfortune"Don't sit there. Everyone who's ever sat there has died of boredom."
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boredom, bore, bores, bored, boring, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, exec, execs, meeting, meetings, long meeting, long meetings, businessmen, businessman, bad luck, unlucky, unluckiness, luck, executive, executives, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucratsGrim Reaper tries to hitchhike.
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hitchhike, hitchhiker, hitchhikers, hitchhiking, hitchhikes, hitchhiked, grim, grims, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, angel of death, embodiment of death, hitch-hiker, hitch-hikers, hitch-hiking, hitch hiker, hitch hikers, hitch hiking, free ride, car crash, car crashes, traffic accident, traffic accidents, traffic collision, car collision, unlucky, bad luck"Not once in my life, … In School, Marriage, Business… did I ever come out smelling like a rose."
"Not once in my life, … In School, Marriage, Business… did I ever come out smelling like a rose."
"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."
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fortune, fortunes, fifteen minutes of fame, fame, good fortune, good fortunes, unlucky, luck, lucky, luckiness, unluckiness, tramp, tramps, vagrant, vagrants, vagrancy, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, luck run out, running out of luck, publicity, celebrity, has been, has-been, has-beens, has beens, washed out, washed up, wash out