"Believe me, Mr. Roberts, checking the wear on a job applicant's molars is just basic company routine."
Tags:interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, interviewee, personnel, personnel officer, personnel officers, recruit, recruitment, recruiter, personal data, personal data protection, gdpr, intrusive, intrusion, unnecessary, personal information, dental health, dental hygiene, company policy, company policies, teeth, overzealous, job applicant, job application, company routine, company routines, interfere, interfering, forward, forwardness, entitled, entitlement
A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
Tags:pet, pets, goldfish, fish, pet fish, dead fish, dead pet, dead pets, funeral, funerals, pet funeral, pet funerals, viking funeral, viking funeral, flushing goldfish, toilet, toilets, overkill, overdo, overdone, unnecessary, cremate, cremation, cremated, norse funeral, norse funerals, funeral pyre, funeral pyres
Tags:leap frog, frog, frogs, sports, high jump, high jump, the high jump, high jumper, high jumpers, sportsman, sportsmen, leap, leaping, high-jump, the high-jump, track and field, track and field event, track and field events, athletic, athletics, athlete, athletes, unnecessary, dependent, dependence
THE DOCTOR'S DILEMMA
Tags:doctor, doctors, medicine, medical, medicals, examine, examines, clinic, hospital, hospitals, house call, house calls, house-call, house-calls, patient, patients, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, professionalism, examination, diagnosis, treatment, dilemma, dilemmas, decision, difficult, difficulty, easy, unnecessary
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
Tags:coma, comas, dates, dating, conversation, boring conversation, boring conversations, pass out, passing out passed out, couple, couples, difficult relationship, difficult relationships, disinterest, disinterested, lose consciousness, losing consciousness, lost consciousness, cafe date, cafe dates, boring, bored boredom, para-medic, paramedic, paramedics, medic, medics, ambulance, ambulance, emergency call, emergency calls, emergency service, emergency services, unnecessary, overuse of emergency services, induced coma, induced comas
Tags:cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheer, cheering, cheerleading, cheer squad, cheer team, cheerleading team, cheerleading squad, squad, sport, sports, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, fly, flying, landing, take off, airport, airports, queue, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, unnecessary, runway, aircraft, aircrafts, aircraft marshall, aircraft marshalling, signals, signal, direct, directing, directions
"Well, I'm sorry, Wendell, I just assumed you knew you were a frill."
Tags:frill, unnecessary, unneeded, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, fired, let go, laid off, extra, embellishment, employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, business, businessmen, businessman, management, hierarchy, hiring manager, word play, name calling, rude, useless, unhelpful, office, offices
"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, agribusiness, retirement, retireing, sheep farming, sheep farmer, sheep farmers, commercialism, commercialist, commercialise, commercialisze, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, business manager, business executive, take over, take-over, business take over, business take-over, unnecessary, unnecessary measures, sheep, herd of sheep, modern life, modern attitudes
"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, detail, details, detailed, information, experience, experiences, student, students, teacher, teacher, school, schools, schooling, education, third grade, punishments, childhood, unnecessary, irrelevant, standing out, modern life
"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."
Tags:superfluous, unnecessary, unneeded, diner, diners, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, drink, drinks, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, customer, customers, management, manager, boss, bosses, managers, staff, employee, employees, freebies, freebie, lunch counter, breakfast counter, lunch, breakfast, dinner, meal, meals, after dinner mint, mints, candy, candies
"Thank You For Watching Regular Television."
Tags:television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, thank you for watching, mundane, monotony, monotonous, unoriginal, unimaginative, uncreative, unnecessary, square eyes, square eyed, broadcaster, broadcasters, broadcasting, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv broadcasting, modern entertainment, modern technology, modern technologies
"My mom makes me wear it."
Tags:safe, safety, safely, helmet, helmets, double, unnecessary, parent, parents, sport, sports, football, footballer, footballers, american, american football, american footballer, american footballers, mother, mothers, mom, moms, extra safe, safest, concern, concerned, worried, worry, protective, protect, protected, overprotective, overprotected
"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."
"Breakfast will be a little late. Our computer's down."
Tags:meeting, meetings, business, business meeting, business meetings, businessmen, businessman, businesswoman, businesswomen, breakfast, out to eat, computers, computer, technology, unnecessary, unnecessary technology, tech, technologies, excuses, excuse, blame, blamed, point of sale, point of sale systems, pos, pos systems, server, servers, serving, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, customer, customers, customer service, bad excuse
"Nice talking to you, Al!"
Tags:businessman, businessmen, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, call, calls, calling, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, conversation, conversations, use, usage, unnecessary, pointless, technology, constant contact, modern life
"The Number Three isn't usually quite this civilized."
Special Advertising Section 1/2 Mile
Tags:advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, roadsign, roadsigns, road sign, road signs, advertising section, advertising sections, billboard, billboards, bill board, bill boards, unnecessary, overkill, overdo, overdone, over do, over do, modern life, modern times modern attitudes, marketing tactic, marketing tactics, marketing, roadside ad, roadside ads, roadside advert, roadside adverts, roadside advertising, roadside advertisement, roadside advertisements, capitalism, consumerism, highway, highways
Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'
Tags:aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, travel, traveling, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveller, travellers, arrivals, departures, internet, computer, online, web, website, leisure, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, technology, tech, websites, sign, signs, annoying, tedious, unnecessary, screen, screens
"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"
Tags:bird, birds, bird house, birdhouse, bird houses, bird houses, bird box, bird boxes, property, properties, new property, new property, new build, new builds, owning property, real estate, kitsch, tacky, over decoration, over decorated, camp, twee, gimmick, gimmicky, artificial, false, aves, house, house, home, homes, unnecessary, pathetic, aesthetic, aesthetic appeal, no substance, lack of sunstance
"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."
Tags:child, kid, kids, childhood, primary school, primary schools, elementary school, elementary schools, schools, schools, teacher, teachers, parents evening, parent's evening, parents' evening, parents evenings, parent's evenings, parents' evenings, parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, student, students, personal style, personal styles, buzzword, buzzwords, jargon, falling behind, fallen behind, held back, being held back, unreasonable, unnecessary, teacher, teachers
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"You don't need to conduct me so hard-I'm right here."
Tags:conductor, conductors, musician, musicians, violinist, violinists, enthusiasm, enthusiastic, passion, passionate, orchestra, orchestras, classical music, classical musician, classical musicians, over enthusiast, over-enthusiastic, performance, performances, performer, performers, unnecessary, over do, over-do, over done, over-done, overkill
"Hi, honey, I'm homosexual!"
"Otis, shout at that man to pull himself together."
Tags:homeless, homelessness, poverty, poverty gap, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, insensitive, insensitivity, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, inequality, privilege, privileged, chauffeur, chauffeurs, wealthy person, wealthy people, insult, insults, insulting, unnecessary, ignorant, ignorance