"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"
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"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
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"Oh, is that today?"
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Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.
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"I'm not ready for marriage, Allison. I don't have a clear exit strategy."
"Well if that's not the law it certainly ought to be."
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Al, The Go-From Guy
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"Look, I know I'm here to answer some tough questions, but could I have some easy ones to warm up with?"
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A jack in the box pops out on the operating table.
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"It's co-wuld! You didn't tell me it was going to be co-wuld!"
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"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."
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"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."
Some assembly required.
"I need you, Roberta. Deep inside me there's a married man aching to get out."
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"Whiskers! Where's your helmet?!"
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"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."
"Ice Age Deniers."
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"How'd you know I was from New York?"
"I'm not sure if I'm ready to commit to one phone number for life."