"The meeting will come to order."
MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD
"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"
Tags:executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, business manager, business managers, boss, bosses, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, bar, pub, unprofessional, professionalism, executor, will, wills, probate
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counseling, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, agoraphobia, agoraphobic, insecure, insecurity, phobia, phobias, mental health, mental health issues, mental health problems, therapists couch, therapist's couch, in therapy, accommodate, accommodating, unprofessional, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders
Tags:beg, begs, begging, public humiliation, public humiliations, humiliation, humiliations, humiliated, cat, cats, feline, felines, dog, dogs, canine, canines, natural enemy, natural enemies, loan officer, loan officers, banker, bankers, unprofessional, bank loan, bank loans, loan application, loan applications
Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.
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"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, education, schooling, literacy, literate, illiterate, illiteracy, student, students, bad student, bad students, studying, big words, intelligence, language, vocab, vocabulary, learned, forgetting, forgot, unprofessional, unqualified
"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."
Tags:plumber, plumbers, plumbing, advice, giving advice, unprofessional, professionalism, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, business people, self help, self-help, bad advice, impracticality, modern life, con man, con men, con, cons, unhelpful, unhelpfulness
"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, spaghetti, pasta, fork, forks, dinner time, meal, meals, meal time, short notice, rush, in a rush, interruption, interruptions, overworked, overworking, management style, management styles, professionalism, unprofessional, lunchbreak, lunch time
"You're completely screwed up."
Tags:unprofessional, rude, insult, insulting, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychologist, psychologists, counselor, counselors, counselling, counsel, undervalued, insulting, insulted, poor practice, taking offense, offended, offense, ignored, ignoring, ignores, attention, craving attention, interesting, interest, left out, leave out, leaving, unprofessional
"You'll need to find another attorney. I'm going to prison."
Tags:court, courts, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jail, jail, prison, prison, ethics, unethical, criminal, criminals, white-collar crime, white collar crime, client, clients, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, bad sign, bad signs, misconduct, unprofessional, malpractice, legal malpractice
"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, exam room, examination room, medical examination, medical examinations, medical, gp, general practitioner, gps, general practitioners, family doctor, family doctors, disease, diseases, contagious, contagious disease, contagious diseases, contagion, infectious disease, infectious diseases, infectious, infection, bedside manner, bad bedside manner, unprofessional, unprofessional behavior, unprofessional behaviour,
"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."
Tags:therapist, therapists, counselor, counsellors, counselors, counsellor, therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, marriage therapy, unresolved issues, unresolved issues, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, irony, ironic, unprofessional, husband, husbands, wives, wive, husbands and wives, psychologist, relationship difficulties, relationship problems, spousal dispute, spousal disagreement, domestic, domestic argument, domestic argument, disagree, disagreement, fight, fights, mental health, mental health problems, mental health issues, apology, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
"After all these years, you still feel guilt? You should be ashamed of yourself."
Tags:guilt, guilty, unprofessional, rude, judgemental, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
"I don't think this is doing me any good."
"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"
Tags:guitar, guitarist, guitar player, air guitar, air-guitar, air guitarist, crimes, criminal, mugger, muggers, mugging, lurk, lurking, accomplice, accomplices, partner, partners, partners in crime, thieves, thief, inappropriate behaviour, inopportune behaviour, opportunist, opportunist, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, unprofessional, incompetent, incompetence, let down, weak link
"All right, Rogers! I know I made a humorous remark, but in my opinion you've laughed enough."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, employee, employees, worker, workers, meeting, meetings, laughing, laughter, humour, humor, remark, remarks, opinion, opinions, serious, psychology, inappropriate, unprofessional, corporate
"Would it disturb you if I sang?"
Tags:pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, p.a., secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, singer, singers, seduction, seductions, office romance, office romances, flirtation, flirtations, boss, bosses, desk, desks, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, unprofessional, annoying habit, irritating habit
"Ah, the lovely widow!"
Tags:widow, widows, intensive care, intensive cares, intensive care unit, intensive care units, bedside manner, bedside manners, bad news, doctor, doctors, medical malpractice, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, patient care, patient-care, unprofessional, unprofessional manner
"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."
Tags:doctor, doctors, consolation, unhelpful, medicine, medical, diagnose, diagnosis, worry, worries, patient, patients, worrying, contract, contracted, worried, not helpful, counterproductive, unprofessional, bad, bad medicine, worries, fear, fearful, fears, doctors office, prognosis, treatment, treatments
"Why didn't you go before we left?"
"I'm not wearing any underwear."
Tags:underwear, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, nuclear power, nuclear power station, nuclear power station, radiation suit, decontamination suit, decontamination suits, unprofessional, professionalism, radioactive material, radioactive materials, workplace romance, inappropriate, covering up, flirt, flirts, work clothes, work clothing
"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."