Unprofessional Cartoons

"The meeting will come to order."

MAIL CALL AT THOMPSON, HALVERSON, SPIELMAN & OSGOOD

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

Execu-Bar

Agoraphobia

"Beg."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."

"If the plunger doesn't clear up the condition, bring in your drains and we'll have a look at them."

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

"You're completely screwed up."

". . . and I haven't met anyone interesting in years." "What am I-chopped liver?"

"You'll need to find another attorney. I'm going to prison."

"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

"After all these years, you still feel guilt? You should be ashamed of yourself."

"I don't think this is doing me any good."

"Seriously, dude, can we put the air guitar aside while we're lurking?"

"All right, Rogers! I know I made a humorous remark, but in my opinion you've laughed enough."

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

"Ah, the lovely widow!"

"Well, now that you have it, you can stop worrying about getting it."

"Why didn't you go before we left?"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"General Hoskins, I don't care if you are in charge of our star-wars defense. You must wear a regulation uniform."