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"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."

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"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

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Trump Comes Clean: "Just a Joke, Folks"

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"I'm not technically a quote-unquote lawyer, but I do own a paper shredder and have visited several prisons."

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"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."

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"I forgot to say I was breast-fed."

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Mrs. Lipman lacked organizational skills.

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"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."

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"Do you have any references?"

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"And now I'd like you to join me in welcoming to the board Arne Savin from Morgan Stanley, Chet Bentson from Bankers Trust, and Tempest Dawn from 'Baywatch.'"

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"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."

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Multiple Personality Psychiatrists

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"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

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"I trust him - he has a science background."

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"Learned counsel should use shorter words. Learned counsel is forgetting that this Court was not an 'A' student."

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"It's Harvard, Professor. They want to know when you're going to grade last June's exams."

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"I see by your resume that you've got a big problem with formatting."

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"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"

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"I want you to switch from alchemy and shape-shifting to job creation."

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"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

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"While you were out, somebody with three names called."

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"Until my diplomas come back from the framer I don't feel comfortable giving you a diagnosis."

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"I spy something red."

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"Wow, that sounds like a hell of an investment to me!"

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