Unrealistic Cartoons

Unrealistic Cartoons

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"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."

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"My child's school is having an auction, so can your entire life come to a halt?"

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"I've been a cow all my life, honey. Don't ask me to change now."

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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."

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"It's all marketing - no one actually wears that stuff."

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The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

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Family applauding father

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"The dog ate my magnetic insoles."

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"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

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"I'm about to experience the totality of who I am!"

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"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

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"Use diplomacy. If that fails, you could try force."

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"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

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"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."

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"It's nice, but I never smile like that. I smile like this."

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"If I won forty-seven million dollars in the lottery, I wouldn't change a thing. Not at first."

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The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.

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"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

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"He's been trained in guard duty, attack, and litigation."

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"Why do I have to be talented at something? Why can't I just be talented?"

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"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"

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"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

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"We want organic, we want local, and we want cruelty-free."

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"Just as your family means a lot to you, Henderson, power means a lot to me.

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At the Corner of Irate and Insane

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