Unromantic Cartoons

"Of course I love you-I'm programmed to love you. I'm a goddam lovebird."

"Forty-eight years, Sarah, and I still go gaga when I look at you. I must be nuts."

Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".

"Let's do it, let's fall in love."

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

"Hold that thought—I've just got two chapters to go."

"Surprising me- that's your life's work."

"But, first, my impression of Mussolini."

"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"

"Is that you again?"

"Darling, let's get divorced."

"How's this for a romantic moonlit interlude?"

"I can't help think of the lyrics to that old song: 'I want to sex you up.'"

"Wow! From down here your nostrils look huge!"

The M.R.I. of Love

"Maybe we mate for life because we're lazy."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Don't get your hopes up, honey. I call everybody 'honey.'"

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

"I don't know if I want to marry, but I would like a combined household income."

"I'll never forget you...Heather, was it?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"I though I should get real and lower my expectations, and that's when I met Evan."

"A year nowhere near Provence."