A bird looks into a birdhouse from which the legs and tail of a cat are dangling.
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
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beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems"I got hot."
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fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, fighting fire, fighting fires, heat, warm, dangerous, danger, safety, safe, protect, protection, fire safety, hose, unsafe, workplace safety, protective gear, gear, equipment, protective equipment, underwear, pants, helmet, helmets, bad clothing choices, clothing choicesEdvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.
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autos, driving, art, painting, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, the scream, munch, edvard munch, frighten, frightens, frightening, driver's ed, driver's education, driving instructor, driving instructors, safety, unsafe, bad driver, bad drivers, road safety, speed, speeds, speeding, rush, rushes, rushing, hurry, hurries, hurrying"No."
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animal, animals, fish, goldfish, fishbowl, fishbowls, goldfish bowl, goldfish bowls, outlet, outlets, socket, sockets, electricity, underwater, water, electrical, plug, plugs, danger, dangerous, risky, electrocution, lamp, lamps, no, safety, unsafe"Now, if you're feeling adventurous we can undercook the chicken."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, adventurous, courageous, brave, bravery, chicken, under cooked chicken, raw chicken, pink chicken, food poisoning, foodborne illness, foodborne disease, salmonella, bacteria, sick, sickness, ill, illness, unhygienic, unsanitary, bad idea, bad ideas, chicken sashimi, chicken tartare, health, unhealthy, unsafe, safety, food safety"Let me preface my remarks by saying that the chain is a lot longer than it looks."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, chain, chains, leash, leashes, preface, prefacing, remark, remarks, long, longer, deceptive, deceiving, looks can be deceiving, threaten, threatening, threat, threats, intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, violence, violent, unsafe, risky, dangerous, danger, enemy, enemies, cats vs. dogs"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
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ancient, history, troy, trojan, trojan horse, greek, greece, horse, horses, dog, dogs, animal, animals, trick, tricks, castle, castles, kingdom, kingdoms, guard, guards, gate, gates, cute, tick, ticks, mite, mites, flea, fleas, disease, diseases, puppy, puppies, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, homeless, carrier, carriers, hiding, hidden, overrun, trojan dog, dangerous, risky, risk, danger, dangers, unsafe"Shouldn't you rake those up first and then set them on fire?"
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leaf, leaves, clearing leaves, raking, raking leaves, rake, rakes, chore, chores, housework, yardwork, landscaping, landscaper, lawn, lawns, yard, yards, garden, gardens, gardening, fire, fires, on fire, fire hazard, fire hazards, fire safety, unsafe, safety hazard, safety hazards, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous, dangerous idea, dangerous ideas, dumb, dumb idea, dumb ideas, husband, husbands, man, men, marriage, nag, annoy, berate, bother"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, vr, virtual reality, headset, headsets, head-set, head-sets, virtual, reality, realistic, cliff, fall, falling, feels real, danger, dangers, dangerous, unseen dangers, blind, risk, risky, risks, unsafe, technology, modern life, not paying attention, distracted, innovation, innovations, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"
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elephant, elephants, ice skating, ice skater, ice skaters, ice-skating, figure skater, ice-skaters, rink, rinks, ice rink, ice rinks, ice-rink, ice-rinks, thin ice, skating on thin ice, skating, skater, skaters, winter, winters, freezing, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fallen through, accident, accidents, crack, cracks, danger, dangers, dangerous, unsafeThe Annual Running of the Cabs
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cab, cabs, cabby, cabbies, bad driver, bad drivers, running of the bulls, pamplona, spain, spanish, taxi, taxis, taxi driver, taxi drivers, modern life, modern times, unsafe, safety, run away, runs away, running away, risk life, risking lives, run, runs, running, runner, runners, flee, flees, fleeing, tradition, traditions"Of course it's not safe. That's why I'm here."
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diving, diver, divers, diving board, diving boards, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, swimming pool, swimming pools, public pool, public pools, life guard, life guards, outdoor pool, outdoor pools, unsafe, safety, danger, dangerous, brave, bravery, lifeguard, lifeguards, pool guard, pool guards, unreliable, unreliability, distracted, disinterested, summer, summer time, summer sport, summertime, summer sportsPeople crossing the street while texting use white canes.
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blind, blindness, functionally blind, functional blindness, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, unsafe, pay attention, paying attention, danger, dangers, cross the street, crossing the street, modern life, modern technology, modern technologies, walking stick, walking sticks, effectively blind, road safety, road hazard, road hazards, danger, dangers, sight, sightless"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."
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relationship, relationships, love, couple, couples, truth, honest, honesty, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, accident, accident, crash, crashes, bad driver, bad drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous, risky, unsafe, confession, confessions, revelation, revelations, rich, wealthy"They're most dangerous when you stop petting them."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, unusual pet, unusual pets, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, dangerous, risky, petting, wild, warning, warnings, unsafe, predator, predators"I'll take the bottom bunk."
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military, soldier, soldiers, army, armies, war, wars, warfare, bunker, bunkers, trench, trenches, furniture, bunk bed, bunk beds, bed, beds, bunk, bunks, top bunk, bottom bunk, safe, safety, danger, dangerous, risky, unsafe, protection, protected, covered, unprotected, exposed, shooting, gunfire, gun, guns, weapon, weapons"Hey, no problem—I'll take the next one."
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taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, hail, hails, hailing, hail a taxi, cabby, cabbies, cab driver, cab drivers, crash test, crash, crashes, accident, accidents, traffic accident, traffic accidents, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, safety test, safety tests, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning, warnings, warn, warns, urban, unsafe, worry, worries, worrying, harbinger, harbingers"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."
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ghost, ghosts, phantom, phantoms, spirit, spirits, park, parks, public park, public parks, unsafe, time, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, men, man, woman, women, date, dates, dating"Oh, how I long for the days when you could flip someone the bird and live to tell about it."
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car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, road rage, violence, flip the bird, flipping the bird, problem, problems, bad driving, bad driver, bad drivers, unsafe, dangerous, risky, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, firearms regulation, crime, retaliation, vengeance, the good old days, modern life"I told you ..... fasten your seat belt!"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, kangaroo, kangaroos, joey, joeys, jumping, hopping, falling, falling out, unsafe, dangerous, risky, driving, automobile safety, car safety, traffic safety, rules of the road, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, transportation, vehicle, vehicles, safety, protection, seatbelt, seatbelts, seat belt, seat belts, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, car seat, car seats, buckling up, fastening your seat belt, accident, accidents"Chemical spill? What chemical spill? Anybody here know anything about a chemical spill?"
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chemical, chemicals, chemical spill, chemical spills, run interference, running interference, denial, denials, deny, denies, denying, environmentalism, corporation, corporations, lie, lies, lying, public health, irradiated, radiation, health hazard, health hazards, hazardous materials, materials, play dumb, plays dumb, playing dumb, disavow, disavows, disavowing, unsafe, safety procedure, safety procedures, regulation, regulations, health regulations, regulating, big business, big businesses, chemical company, chemical companies, chemical corporation, chemical corporations"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
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pet, pets, hell, hellscape, hellscapes, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, beast, beasts, hellbeast, hellbeasts, hell beast, hell beasts, hound, hounds, bite, bites, biting, out of control, cave, caves, wild dog, wild dogs, wolf, wolves, threaten, threatens, threatening, unsafe"Here comes your tomato surprise, sir!"
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, tomato surprise, surprise, surprises, surprise attack, surprise attacks, attacking, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, evil, horror, fantasy, death, customer, customers, patron, patrons, food safety, health hazard, health hazards, unsafe, imminent death, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, bad surprise, bad surprised