Unusual Cartoons

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"I'm sorry, I can't help you-you're subject to bird law now."

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

"Don't give the dog any more coffee."

"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."

"He's just doing that to get attention."

"How the hell does he do that?"

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"Nothing. I just called to say I found a working pay phone."

Man walks by a snowman talking on a cellphone

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

A watch face with Stonehenge

Lost Pigeon.

"What did I tell you? Best underwater Thai food in the city!"

"Look, it's no problem. Just tell me which Mr. Kessler you had an appointment with."

"I think I'm a pretty average Jennifer—but I think you're a very unusual Scott."

Couples' therapy

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

Tipping the I.R.S.

"All I know is she has unlimited access."