"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
Tags:business, office, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, appointment, appointments, reschedule, reschedules, rescheduling, never, avoid, avoids, avoiding, dodge, dodges, dodging, unwanted, unwanted appointment, unwanted appointments, phone call, phone calls, unwanted, uninterested, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, nuisance, nuisances, mankoff
"It's from Santa, and it goes way, way beyond jolly."
"Want to know what I think?"
Tags:baseball, baseballs, huddle, team huddle, team, wrong team, side, sides, switch sides, batter, bat, batting, pitch, pitcher, pitcher's mound, mound, team meeting, opinion, opinionated, unwanted, unwanted opinion, input, unwanted input, unsolicited, inappropriate, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, unhelpful, not helping, sport, sports, live sport, sporting, bad sport, unsolicited advice, bad advice, unwanted advice, patronise, patronising, patronised, patronize, patronizing, patronized, talk down
"I hope you kept the box it came in."
"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."
Tags:cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, unwanted, unwanted attention, unwanted advance, flirt, flirts, valentine, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, flirtation, flirtations, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, affection, affections, love, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women
"Officer, this man is making tunnels."
"You know very well what subscription forms."
Tags:subscription, subscriptions, subscription form, subscription forms, magazine, magazines, advert, adverts, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, guilt, guilty, caught red handed, unwanted, undesirable, reject, rejected, rejecting, charity leaflet, charity leaflets, charity subscription, charity subscriptions, charitable donation, charitable donations
"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
Tags:return, returns, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, x-mas, xmas, unwanted, unwanted gift, unwanted gifts, receipt, receipts, returns department, returns departments, self-interest, self-interested, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, exchange, exchanges, exchanging, birthday, birthdays, thankful, grateful, inappropriate, ask permission, asking permission, limited screen time, limiting screen time
"I'm sorry, Mother, we don't respond to telephone solicitations."
Tags:cold call, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, parent, parents, mother and daughter, mothers and daughters, telephone solicitation, telephone solicitations, bad relationship, bad relationships, rejected, rejection, rejections, mother, mothers, mother-in-law, caller, callers, calling, unwanted, family, families
"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"
Tags:spam, spammail, spam mail, email, emails, junk, junk mail, cold caller, cold call, unsolicited, computers, computer, internet, sales, salesmen, offices, sell, spammed, spammer, spammers, spamming, leafleting, leaflets, unwanted, unwanted spam, unwanted email, circular, technology, tech, modern, modern life, digital age, digital world, digital, sarcasm, sarcastic, automated email, automated, automation, perspective
"You have reached the home of Henry and Maureen Wells. If you are selling something, press 1; if you are asking for money, press 2; if you want to talk about phone service, press 3."
Tags:parent, parents, wealthy parent, wealthy parents, message, answering machine, answering machines, answerphone, answerphones, lazy, laziness, phone call, phone calls, landline, landlines, voice mail, voice mails, messages, leave a message, cold call, cold calls, unwanted, undesirable, annoyance, annoyances
"I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how to exchange fourteen thousand six hundred of them."
Tags:gift, gifts, grateful, gratitude, gratefulness, life, cynic, cynics, cynical, dark humor, dark humour, exchange, exchanges, exchanging gifts, unwanted, present, presents, middle age, middle aged, midlife crisis, forty, forties, fortieth birthday, 40th birthday, age, birthday, birthdays, waste, wastes, wasted
A genie helps a man fold laundry.
"This dog has wheels!"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, wheel, wheels, toy, toys, toy dog, toy dogs, fake, unrealistic, substitute, substitution, unacceptable, unwanted, upset, angry
The Re-Giving Tree
"Come on—Somebody try to catch me! Anybody?"
Tags:gingerbread man, food, cake, cakes, carrot cake, carrot cakes, unpopular, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, desperate, unloved, unwanted, alone, lonely, forever alone, leftover
"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."
Tags:dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, fetch, playing fetch, walkies, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walk, dog walks, misunderstand, misunderstanding, throwing, throwing, ball, want, get rid, getting rid, unwanted, possession, possessions
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
Tags:train, trains, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airliner, airliners, flight, flying, scared, transport, transportation, amenities, pointless, unhelpful, useless, pointless, unwanted, unneeded, travel, travels, travelling, comfort, comforts, experience, experiencing, experiences, experienecd, critical, critique, parody, parodies
"Jesus H. Christ - again with the sandals!"
"How much are we supposed to tip the guy who followed us to our room and flicked the light switch?"
Tags:tip, tipping, tipped, tipping culture, attendant, unnecessary, work, gratuity, service charge, unwanted, awkward, excessive, excessively, unneeded, redundant, creepy, desperate, desperately, eager, overly eager, gratuities, creep, creeps, bellhop, bellhops, bellboy, bellboys, bell hop, bell hops, bell boy, bell boys, service charge, service charges, uncertainty, social expectation, social expectations, social graces
"We could always regift it."
"There's still a cash for older dogs program."
"It's my first husband. He's trying to win me back."
Tags:relationships, marriage, obstacles, household, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, win back, wins back, winning back, divorcee, divorcees, second marriage, second marriages, hit on, hits on, hitting on, flirt, flirts, first husband, first husbands, persistent, persistence, phone call, phone calls, unwanted, unwanted attention, mankoff
A.T.&T.'s New Competitors
Tags:phone company, phone companies, competitor, competitors, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competing, long distance, long distance provider, long distance providers, landline, landlines, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, telemarketer, telemarketers, telemarketing, nuisance, nuisances, unwanted, pester, pesters, pestering
"Will you buy us booze?"