"Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age."
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"I wish I could help you. The problem is that you're too sick for managed care."
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Cards for Oneself
"Since I'm your surgeon, I'll be right there if anything should go wrong."
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"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."
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"Miss Keenan, I don't seem to be getting any pulse today. Perhaps you should alert legal."
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"Not even I have been that sick."
"You get five paid sick days and two disgruntled days."
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"Some like to keep them as souvenirs, some don't."
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"Are you feeling O.K.? You haven't touched your phone."
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"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."
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"I came as soon as I heard."
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"Congratulations! I think we got it all."
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"If these don't make you feel better in a week you can come back here and kick my arse."
"If the medical treatment doesn't work, I sing them songs about medical treatment."
"Have you tried lying around watching crappy TV?"
"I've been under a lot of pressure to get well."
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"I have lousy drug coverage."
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"I have death by Powerpoint. You?""Panel fatigue."
"Here's a Get Well-or-Else card from the insurance company."
A tank truck full of chicken soup
"Sure you remember me. I'm the guy who collapsed here last night... right in front of your... and had to be rushed to the hospital."
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"Milt, I'm beginning to think that you illness is a disharmony of life energy."