"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."
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"I married money, son, so that you might never have to."
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"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."
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"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."
"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
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"Since my mother was rarely home, I guess I blame my nanny."
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"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."
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"Can't you just be happy for them?"
"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."
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"Do you have any other snack concepts?"
"PG my ass!"
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"They're trying to figure out whether it's a chemical thing or I'm just a crybaby."
"I need some answers, people."
"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."
"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"
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"Of course I'm allowed to jump on the bed as long as I'm wearing my bed-jumping helmet."
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"I yearn for human isolation,"
Drop your Daughter Off at Work Day
"I'm still working on mt childhood memories."
"I wish my father was alive to see how lazy I could really be."
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"It's alive! Alive!!"
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"Sometimes it seems you don't want to talk about baby strollers."
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"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."
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Meet the Author's Mother
"It must be neat to be so well-bred you don't have to try."
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