New, Improved Cat
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"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."
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"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
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"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"I wasn't cable-ready."
Peter and the Wolf, 1995.
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"Demi Moore had a really sad tweet."
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Tags:rise display, rise displays, ticker board, ticker boards, ticker house, ticker, tickers, ticker houses, led ticker, led tickers, scrolling ticker, scrolling tickers, stocks, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, stock markets, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, chores, chore, household chore, household chores, reminder, reminders, advertising, home, homes, updates, update, modern technology, modern technologies, mundane, the mundane, monotony, monotonous
"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"
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"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."
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"Best of all, he has this wonderful passion for life that he doesn't expect me to share."
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"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."
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Planned Service Changes
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"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."
"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."
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The US Supreme Court displays its rulings out front.
An airplane has stock market tickers on it.
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Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, o.r., or, operating room, o.r.s., ors, operating rooms, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, visitor, visitors, family, families, spoiler, spoilers, spoiler alert, spoiler alerts, news, good news, bad news, bedside manner, report, reports, reporting, status, update, updates, film, films, movie, movies, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s, show, shows, programme, programmes, program, programs, book, books, ruining the ending
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
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"Events are unfolding very slowly."
"Where do you see yourself in five updates?"
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"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."
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Princess and the Pea, Revisited
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