"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."
"No, the doctor isn't ready for you, but you have been bumped up to the real waiting room."
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This Week-New And Improved
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Old Cheltem, Cheltem, New Cheltem, New Improved Cheltem.
"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."
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"Before we start, have you folks considered upgrading to Platinum Élite membership?"
Tags:fire, fires, fireman, firemen, firefighter, firefighters, member, membership, memberships, premium membership, premium memberships, premium member, premium members, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, libertarian, libertarians, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, 911, pushy, pushiness, salesman, salesperson, salespeople
"Looks like old Henderson finally upgraded his search engine."
"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."
Tags:snail, snails, bug, bugs, shell, shells, slug, slugs, downsizing, downsize, downsized, wildlife, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, upgrade, upgrades, tablet, tablets, tablet pc, tablet pcs, gadget, gadgets, technological advances, technological advancements, technical advances, technical advancements, upgrading, smartphone, smartphones, technology dependency
"I don't need my antennae any more. I have cable."
"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"
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"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
Tags:mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, strange, surreal, exterminator, exterminators, overkill, over kill, over the top, ott, gun, luger, guns, gunned down, cockroach, roach, roaches, cockroaches, extermination, agent, assassin, killer, secret agent, upgrade, special set of skills
"Hold on though... 'to unlock the complete incantation... download potions pro?'"
Tags:witches, witch, cauldron, cauldrons, spell, spells, incantation, incantations, magic, alchemy, alchemists, potion, potions, magic potion, magic potions, magic spell, magic spells, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, smart device, smart devices, tablet, tablets, app, apps, applications, application, software, update, updates, os, os update, operating system, in app purchase, in app purchases, upgrade, upgrades, forced upgrade, forced upgrades, modern life, digital life, phone problems, smartphone problems
Upgrade to Premium and go Ad Free!
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"We're upgrading our business to something worse."
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"I appreciate traditional values as well as the next man, Belknap, but you'll have to convert to battery power like the rest of us."
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A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"
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"She went off the grid to write a book about being off the grid so she could come back to a better place on the grid."
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"I'm going to have to let some of you go."
Tags:businessmen, upgrade, upgrades, flatscreen, flat screen, monitor, monitors, desk, desk space, desk spaces, unique, unique homes, homes, home, kooky, personality, toy, toys, figure, figures, figurine, figurines, computer, computers, lcd, lcd screen, little things, small pleasures, small happiness, small joys, identity, decoration, decor, let go
"Any chance of an upgrade to a flight that's on time?"
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"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."
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"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."
Various Kinds Of Column At The Stylist
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"Oh, great, more innovative variations on things."
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