Upper Management Cartoons

Upper Management Cartoons

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"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."

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"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

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"Hank, when you're finished firing this gentleman I have some rather unfortunate news for you as well."

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"You're fired. Pass it on."

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"All right, everybody, recess is over!"

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"Nice tan, Pelham. Get rid of it."

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"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."

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"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

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"How about another one, Al?"

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"I've made many bad decisions, not all of them are going to be popular."

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"I've done some things I'm ashamed of. Fortunately I have people to take the blame."

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"Tell me again Frank, about the employees and what they did."

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"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"

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"I'm going to lunch. Can I get you anything?"

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"Mr. Lartsek is ready to see you now. Would you like a moment to pucker up?"

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"This just might be the greatest period of privatization since feudalism."

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"No fair. You promised you'd downsize by attrition."

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"You do have good ideas, Philips, but around here we don't rush wildly ahead and do any damned thing just because it happens to be a good idea."

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For some reason, we're not appealing enough to those awful little bastards everyone hates."

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"All those in favor of getting even drunker and blowing lunch on the working class, say 'Aye!'."

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"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"

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"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

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"One more thing, Miss Kellogg. In line with our more aggressive marketing stance, I'd like you to start calling me Lefty."

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"You've done some outstanding work in Public Relations, Benderman. Unfortunately, you work in Accounting.!

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