"It's no fun wearing my Tintin shirt now that the masses know who he is."
Tags:modern, modern life, modern world, hipster, hipsters, something to prove, prove, proving, cool, coolness, fashion, fashions, fashionable, before it was cool, character, characters, classic cartoon, classic cartoons, classics, tv, old tv, old television, nostalgia, nostalgic, urban life, urban living, graphic tee, graphic tees, shirt, shirts, grown man, grown men, man baby, baby man, outfit, outfits, status, status symbol
"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, farewell, goodbye, goodbyes, historical, fond farewell, modern, modern life, modernity, traffic, train, trains, subway, subways, metropolitan, train, trains, ticket, off peak, off peak ticket, off-peak, super off peak, offpeak, super off-peak, modernised, modernized, urban, urban life, urban world, urban living, band, bands, singing, mariachi, new york, new york city, musician, musical, musicians, region, regional, regions, poncho, ponchos, mexico, traditional, traditions, tradition, modern tradition
"I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I guess that's the price of living in Toronto."
Tags:canada, canadian, canadians, toronto, torontonian, torontonians, to, t.o., money, coin, coins, currency, change, spare change, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, homeless, price, prices, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living
Fun City Update
Tags:traffic, drive, driving, driver, car, cars, auto, autos, traffic jam, jam, pile up, pile-up, queue, queues, tunnel, tunnels, commute, commuter, commuting, commuters, commuter life, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern world, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcasticlly, fun, bore, bored, city, city living, toll, tolls
"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."
Tags:book, books, bookshelf, bookshelves, bookish, reading, reader, reads, avid reader, read, bookcase, book case, bookshelf, book shelf, short sighted, short-sighted, myopia, myopic, interior, interiors, interior design, designer, designed, modern, modern life, apartment life, apartment living, decor, decoration, decorate, decorating, decorated, urban, urban life, urban living
What They Believe In
Tags:belief, believe, believing, faith, faithful, modern, modern life, modern world, religion, religious, religions, modernity, urban, urban life, urban living, green tea, diet, dietary, diets, health, healthy, wellbeing, health and wellbeing, positive thinking, supplement, supplements, feng shui, feng-shui, solar, solar power, solar energy, time travel, time travelling
"Let me tell you what it's like to be seven in this city."
"What if we don't like their country personas?"
Tags:culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, homesick, worry, worried, trepidation, roadtrip, road trip, drive, driving, driver, drives, unfamiliar, unfamiliar territory
Tags:suburbia, suburban, urban life, urban living, middle america, modern america, modern life, modern world, urban, urban legend, legend, legends, campfire, camp fire, campfire story, campfire stories, story, stories, spooky, scary, scary story, scary stories, halloween, ghost story, ghost stories, camp, camping, camper, campers, camp out, camp-out, pilates, pilates instructor, middle class, middle classes, millennial, millennials
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
Tags:professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate
A burial service being held on the sidewalk in a city.
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, funeral service, funeral services, memorial service, memorial services, burial, burials, burial service, burial services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, property, properties, property values, real estate, real estate values, real estate market, real estate markets, space, sidewalk, pavement, street, streets, grate, grates, limited space
"You roast in summer, you freeze in winter and the rest of the time it's carnivorous pig bats."
"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"
Tags:elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, name, names, named, similar, similarity, similarities, easy, ease, easily, modern, modern life, modern world, urban, urban living, urban life, city life, city living, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling
"This city is becoming unlivable."
Tags:city life, city living, urban life, urban living, modern life, city, cities, urban, urban world, modern, modern life, metropolitan, metropolis, big city, life in the big city, grim, grim reaper, reaper, reapers, death, dead, die, dying, dies, died, grimme, omen, omens, literal, literally, play on words, word-play, word play, property, moving, move
"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."
Tags:anthony, anthony hopkins, actor, actors, films, film, movie, movies, creepy, creep, creeps, urban, urban living, urban life, reference, references, bus, buses, public transport, car, cars, travel, transport, public, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, commutes, actor, actors, acting, hannibal, scared, scary, terror, terrified, paranoid, paranoia, long day, long day at work, modern life, modern, city, city life, city living, married, couple, couples, married life, pop culture, pop cultures, culture, cinema, hollywood
Tags:cat burglar, pun, puns, cat, cats, crazy cat lady, cat lover, kitties, kitty, kitten, kittens, burglar, grand theft, grand theft auto, auto, autos, sign, signs, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, animals, animal, car, cars, theft, crimes, city life, urban life, urban living, city, cities, no mice, cliche, cliches, stereotype, sign, signs, signage, pet, pets, no valuables, valuable
"Here out West there are so many incredible places to smoke."
Tags:culture clash, clash, clashed, clashing, country, countryside, persona, personas, sticks, out in the sticks, metro, metropolitan, class, classes, city, city kid, city life, city boy, city living, urban, urbanity, urban life, urban living, urban world, modern life, modern living, culture shock, culture, cultures, liberal, liberal elites, townies, couple, couples, rural, mid west, midwest, mid-west, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, roadtrip, road trip, drive, driving, driver, drives, unfamiliar, unfamiliar territory, smoke, smoking, smoke break, out west, ignorance, ignoring, ignore, ignored, ignoring, out west, west, midwest, regional, regions, america, united states
"And may you also bless the bounty we are about to receive from that convenience store over there."
Tags:criminal, criminals, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, convenience store, convenience stores, religion, religious, pray, prayer, prayers, praying, bless, blessings, sins, sinning, bounty, money, loot, gang, gangs, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living, modern life, found god, found religion
"Ladies and gentlemen, there is an uptown train a hundred and two stations away."
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, nyc, city, cities, city life, city living, urban, urban life, urban living, commuting, commute, commutes, commuter, commuters, transportation, public transportation, transit, public transit, public transport, train, trains, subway, subways, metro, metros, tube, underground, station, stations, platform, platforms, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, uptown, waiting, wait times, next train
"Your car is being hot-wired."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortune tellers, fortune teller, fortune teller, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying vision, visions, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, hot-wiring, hot-wired, car theft, vehicle theft, stolen car, stolen cars, theft, robbery, robberies, real-time, realtime, live, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, city life, living in the city, city living
At One With Nature
Tags:dude, hey dude, casual, city, city boy, townie, townies, walking, street, street smart, street smarts, urban life, urban living, modern life, modern living, nature, natural, at one with nature, eco friendly, country side, countryside, eco-friendly, animal, animals, wildlife, raccoon, raccoons, squirrel, squirrels, natural, woods, wood, forest, forests, forest animal, forest animals, region, regions, regional, slang, city, cities, fashion, fashions, trendy, hip, hip and happening
The "This Item Not Sold In Any Store" Store
Tags:specialised, specialized, specialism, specialisms, speciality, exclusive, exclusives, exclusivity, store, stores, high street, highstreet, high-street, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, online, online shopping, internet, internet economy, internet shopping, tech, technological, modern life, modern commerce, modern business, downtown, down town, down-town, luxury, luxuries, false, false advertising, advertising, advertisement, disclaimer, disclaimers, urban life, urban living, urban, city, cities, public relations, pr, marketing, marketting
Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
Tags:ballet, ballerina, prance, prancing, grande jeté, jeté, jete, saut de chat, leap, leaps, leaping, jump, jumping, jumps, jumped, couple, energy, energetic, verve, prima, flamboyant, flamboyancy, beauty, beautiful, elegance, elegant, elegantly, theatre, theater, perform, performance, performing, art, artist, artistic, coffee, coffee, caffeine, caffeinated, high caffeine, espresso, urban, urban life, urban living, fit, fitness, foodie, foodies, food lover, morning coffee, morning, mornings
"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"
Tags:midwest, quality of life, married life, marriage, modern life, apartment life, urban life, urban living, home, homes, house, houses, decor, decoration, decorated, interior, interiors, interior design, refurbish, refurbishment, refurbishments, refurbishing, redo, property, real estate, middle america, under his nose, under her nose, messy, mess, poor, poverty, within means, within their means, kitchen, kitchens, bedroom, bedrooms, untidy