"And, just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists, and couples counselling."
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"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
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"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
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"I got it from eBay."
"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."
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"Zero to sixty in seven point eight seconds."
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"At this point, there is a lot of pent-up demand for new cars."
"What's it going to take to put you in one of these babies?"
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"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."
"He's been married before but he has excellent blue book value."
"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."
"Here's a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady."
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"I was a used-car salesman, but I was terrible at it."
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"If you want me to evict the hobo living in the back seat it'll cost you extra."
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Used Cat Salesman
"And look - rooftop cup holders."
"Everything about the car business has changed, Jim - except my jacket."
Larry's used art