Useless Cartoons

"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC31494
High Res:
1687x1255 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animals, talking, wolves, nature, assessment, assessing, impact, impact report, impact reports, wolf, howl, howls, howling, moon, full moon, report, reports, useless, uselessness, consider, consideration, change, affect change, affecting change, make a change, makes a change

"The active ingredient is marketing."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC132694
High Res:
5259x4452 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
market, marketing, advert, advertising, as seen on tv, adverts, active ingredient, active ingredients, ingredient, ingredients, health, healthy, health products, bogus, useless, sales, sell, selling, sale, scam, scamming, mis-sold, mis-sell, placebo, placebo, fad, fads, placebo effect, nocebo, nocebo effect, medicine, fake medicine, health products, health product, pointless, useless, active ingredient, active-ingredient, active-ingredients

Too many coxes.

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC30814
High Res:
2768x1688 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cox, coxed, coxes, coxswain, coxswains, row, rowing, rows, rowed, single, sculling, scull, sculled, unhelpful, useless, pace, pacing, paces, instruction, instructions, steer, steering, steered, confusing, confused, exercise, fitness, hobbies, sport, sports, shout, shouting, megaphone, megaphones, order, orders

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC124200
High Res:
5180x6940 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
museum, museums, kitchen, kitchens, kitchen cabinet, kitchen cabinets, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, tea, teas, impulse buy, impulse buys, junk, junk drawer, junk drawers, old junk, useless, knick knack, knick knacks, condiment, condiments

The Dream Remote

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43763
High Res:
1356x2192 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
television, teenagers, remote controls, the dream remote, grandmother, homework, children, kid, kids, family life, family-life, tv remote, tv remotes, remote controller, remote controllers, remote control, remote controls, discipline, technology, useless, entertainment, chores, chore, household chore, housework

"Nobody knows anything."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC125647
High Res:
5184x2874 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
executive, executives, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, ignorant, ignorance, know, knows, knowledge, relief, business leader, business leaders, leader, leaders, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, idle rich, conference, conferences, investor, investors

"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC124351
High Res:
3320x2691 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
oversight, oversights, oversight committee, oversight committees, absence, absences, long absence, long absences, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, head of household, heads of household, household, households, husband, husbands, useless, uselessness, house sitter, house sitters, house sitting, trip, trips, long trip, long trips, supervisor, supervisors, supervision

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC125530
High Res:
3700x4303 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mortgage, mortgages, adjustable rate, adjustable-rate, desert, deserted, shack, house, houses, country, countries, home, homes, economy, housing market, real estate, finance, finances, money, worries, worrying, desert, deserts, adjustable rate mortgage, repossess, foreclose, foreclosure, useless, pointless, pity, pitied worry, crash, foreclosed

"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC29682
High Res:
2844x2197 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples

Executive Softball League

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC32178
High Res:
2691x2586 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
executive, executives, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, expectant, expectation, expectations, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, upper class, upper classes, idle rich, rich, wealthy, powerful, elite, elites, baseball, softball, softball league, outfield, outfielder, outfielders

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC38865
High Res:
2381x2566 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism

"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC22851
High Res:
1569x1548 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pet, pet dog, pet dogs, gender issues, sexism, misogyny, household tasks, household chores, domestic tasks, domestic chores, dog food, dinner, dinner time, dining, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, talking animal, talking animals, marriage, cohabit, co habit, co-habit, cohabitation, co habitation, co habitation, unfair, unfairness, discrimination, discriminatory, gender discrimination, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, irritated, irritate, irritation, irritated wife, anthropomoric

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC32893
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2028x1757 pixels (unwatermarked)
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alcohol, alcohol substitute, alcohol substitutes, alcoholic, alcoholics, nonalcoholic, non-alcoholic, drinker, drinkers, drinking, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, health benefit, health benefits, healthy choice, healthy choices, healthy option, healthy options, diet, diets, dieting, useless, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, wino, winos

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC32672
High Res:
2140x1503 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fashion, fashions, fashionista, suit, suits, jacket, jackets, outfit, outfits, outfitting, sell, selling, sells, pinstriped suit, pinstripes, separate, separately, extra, extras, useless, unhelpful, consumerism, shopping, shops, clothes, clothes shops, clothes shop, fitting, sales, sale, tailor, tailors

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC39224
High Res:
2308x1379 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
descent, descending, store, stores, shop, shops, consumerism, consumerist, materialism, materialist, garbage, antique, tat, bric a brac, ornament, ornaments, knick knacks, knick-knacks, useless, comparing, comparison, level, levels, junk, gimmick, gimmicks, bits and bobs, bits-and-bobs, gewgaw, gewgaws, collecting, collects, hoard, hoards, hoarding

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC131645
High Res:
3000x2539 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fire, fires, fireplace, fireplaces, hearth, hd, hd tv, hd video, tv, television, televisions, tvs, high def, high definition, yule, yule log, yule logs, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, christmas eve, log, logs, fake, false, useless, wood burning, burning wood, burning logs, logs burning, make-believe, make believe, pretend, pretending, video, videos, film, films, streaming, stream, technology, modern life, high-def, high-definition

"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC124846
High Res:
6556x5367 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, mindless, mindlessly, to-do list, to-do lists, list, lists, chore, chores, wife, wives, husband, husbands, lazy, laziness, useless, worthless, daydreamer, daydreamers, space out, spaced out, nag, nags, nagging, list, lists, married life, married couple, married couples, focus, focuses, focusing

Up - Down - Other options.

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC33105
High Res:
1869x1602 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, option, options, other options, choice, choices, computer, computers, computing, consumer choice, consumer choices, useless, uselessness

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43268
High Res:
1538x1567 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
therapy, therapies, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, unhelpful, summertime, sam cook, song, songs, lyric, lyrics, reference, references, george gershwin, composer, composers, useless, counterproductive

Desert island 'Help' cards

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC31700
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1867x2318 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marooned, stranded, desert island, desert islands, lost at sea, help card, help cards, greetings card, greetings cards, brochures, brochure, holiday brochures, holiday brochures, tourist, tourists, tourism, consumerism, consumerist, consumer, consumer, modern life, modern attitudes, money making, money making scheme, castaway, castaways, abandoned, abandonment, excess information, unhelpful, unhelpful information, useless information, useless, false hope, let down

Six people walk one dog.

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC120218
High Res:
2000x1191 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
incompetent, incompetence, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, inefficient, inefficiency, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, redundant, redundancy, useless, uselessness, too many cooks, waste of energy, wastes of energy, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pooch, pooches, look after, looked after, leash, leashes, lead, leads

"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC123979
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3844x4219 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
weekend, weekends, housesitter, housesitters, house sitting, house sitter, house sitters, weekend trip, weekend trips, husband, husbands, helpless, helplessness, gender stereotype, gender stereotypes, useless, uselessness, feed, feeds, feeding

"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC137891
High Res:
4643x4160 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
boss, bosses, leader, leaders, advice, advising, adviser, visualise, visualize, visualizing, visualising, goal, goals, cliche, cliches, psychology, psychological, success, secret to success, self help, self-help, useless, useless, trick, tricks, hard work, hard working, psychologist, psychologist, life coach, life coaching, life-coach, life-coaching, unhelpful, visualize your goals, business, businessman, businesses, ceo, chief executive officer, chief executive officers, c.e.o., success, successful