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"My question is: Are we making an impact?"

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"The active ingredient is marketing."

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Too many coxes.

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Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

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The Dream Remote

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"Nobody knows anything."

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"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

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"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

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"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Artist: Barsotti, Charles   Search ID: CC122810   High Res: 4625x1523 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: opposable thumbs, chase, chases, chasing, predator, predators, prey, advantage, advantages, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, evolutionary advantage, evolutionary advantages, human, humans, rabbit, rabbits, runner, runners, speed, speedy, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, value, relative value, hurry, hurries, hurrying, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, spite, spiteful, useless, uselessness, hunt, hunted, hunter, hunters

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Executive Softball League

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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

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"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."

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The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

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"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

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Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

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Dog joins the busking instead of attacking

Artist: Booth, George   Search ID: CC36384   High Res: 4261x1399 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: sing, singing, busk, busking, busks, busked, busker, buskers, noise pollution, annoy, annoying, outside, loud, louder, loud, music, musical, instrument, instruments, accordion, accordions, dog, dogs, pet, pets, guard dog, guard dogs, unexpected, useless, attack, howl, howling, sing along, grumpy, grump, annoyed, irritate, irritated, noisy, accordion player, accordion players, noise

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"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

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"Why is it that every time I stare mindlessly out the window you find something for me to do?"

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Up - Down - Other options.

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George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

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Desert island 'Help' cards

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Six people walk one dog.

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"I'm going away for the weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"

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"I'll tell you how I got here - hours and hours of hard visualization."

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