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Useless Cartoons
Useless cartoon 1 of 172
"My question is: Are we making an impact?"
Useless cartoon 2 of 172
"The active ingredient is marketing."
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market, marketing, advert, advertising, as seen on tv, adverts, active ingredient, active ingredients, ingredient, ingredients, health, healthy, health products, bogus, useless, sales, sell, selling, sale, scam, scamming, mis-sold, mis-sell, placebo, placebo, fad, fads, placebo effect, nocebo, nocebo effect, medicine, fake medicine, health products, health product, pointless, useless, active ingredient, active-ingredient, active-ingredientsUseless cartoon 3 of 172
Too many coxes.
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cox, coxed, coxes, coxswain, coxswains, row, rowing, rows, rowed, single, sculling, scull, sculled, unhelpful, useless, pace, pacing, paces, instruction, instructions, steer, steering, steered, confusing, confused, exercise, fitness, hobbies, sport, sports, shout, shouting, megaphone, megaphones, order, ordersUseless cartoon 4 of 172
"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."
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government, the government, politician, politicians, right hand, the right hand, right hand man, incompetent, incompetence, us politics, white house, the white house, admit, inadequate, inadequacy, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, useless, uselessness, co-ordination, co ordination, no co-ordination, no co ordinationUseless cartoon 5 of 172
Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen
Useless cartoon 6 of 172
The Dream Remote
Useless cartoon 7 of 172
"Nobody knows anything."
Useless cartoon 8 of 172
"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
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teen, teenager, teens, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, adolescence, rebellion, rebel, rebels, leaf, leaves, parent, parenting, parents, raise, raising, angst, angsty, tree, trees, shed leaves, pointless, useless, rebelled, complain, complaining, complains, personified, personify, personification, child, children, kid, kidsUseless cartoon 9 of 172
"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."
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oversight, oversights, oversight committee, oversight committees, absence, absences, long absence, long absences, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, head of household, heads of household, household, households, husband, husbands, useless, uselessness, house sitter, house sitters, house sitting, trip, trips, long trip, long trips, supervisor, supervisors, supervisionUseless cartoon 10 of 172
Crap from the future.
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razor, razors, razorblade, razorblades, razor blade, razor blades, safety razor, safety razors, special feature, special features, feature, features, future, futurist, futurists, future product, future products, blade, blades, deluxe razor, deluxe razors, useless, uselessness, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, modern life, modern times, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, better mousetrap, better mousetraps, invention, inventions, inventor, inventorsUseless cartoon 11 of 172
"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."
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mortgage, mortgages, adjustable rate, adjustable-rate, desert, deserted, shack, house, houses, country, countries, home, homes, economy, housing market, real estate, finance, finances, money, worries, worrying, desert, deserts, adjustable rate mortgage, repossess, foreclose, foreclosure, useless, pointless, pity, pitied worry, crash, foreclosedUseless cartoon 12 of 172
"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
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dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couplesUseless cartoon 13 of 172
"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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opposable thumbs, chase, chases, chasing, predator, predators, prey, advantage, advantages, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, evolutionary advantage, evolutionary advantages, human, humans, rabbit, rabbits, runner, runners, speed, speedy, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, value, relative value, hurry, hurries, hurrying, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, spite, spiteful, useless, uselessness, hunt, hunted, hunter, huntersUseless cartoon 14 of 172
"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."
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gardener, gardeners, tomato, tomatoes, grow your own, tomato plant, tomato plants, cheer on, cheering, cheer, cheering on, garden, gardens, hippy, hippies, tree hugger, tree huggers, tree hugging, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, flower power, bohemian, bohemians, bohemian lifestyle, bohemian lifestyles, flower person, flower people, nonconformist, nonconformists, nonconformity, non-conformist, non-conformists, non-conformityUseless cartoon 15 of 172
"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."
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dick cheney, vice president, vice presidents, useless, uselessness, figurehead, figureheads, occupation, occupations, dead end job, dead end jobs, make work, job, jobs, paper pusher, paper pushers, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, useless, uselessness, worthless, self-worth, prestige, prestigious, prestigious job, prestigious jobs, prestigious position, prestigious positions, bartending, bartender, bartenders, made work, bush administration, white house, cabinet, cabinets, cabinet position, cabinet positionsUseless cartoon 16 of 172
"He's still in therapy."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, still, life after death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, corpse, corpse, dead body, dead bodies, deceased, dead, death, mental health, healthcare, health care, pointless, uselessUseless cartoon 17 of 172
Executive Softball League
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executive, executives, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, expectant, expectation, expectations, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, upper class, upper classes, idle rich, rich, wealthy, powerful, elite, elites, baseball, softball, softball league, outfield, outfielder, outfieldersUseless cartoon 18 of 172
"Well, I'm sorry, Wendell, I just assumed you knew you were a frill."
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frill, unnecessary, unneeded, redundant, redundancy, unemployed, unemployment, fired, let go, laid off, extra, embellishment, employer, employers, employee, employees, manager, managers, business, businessmen, businessman, management, hierarchy, hiring manager, word play, name calling, rude, useless, unhelpful, office, officesUseless cartoon 19 of 172
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorismUseless cartoon 20 of 172
"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, bogus, idea, ideas, airline, airlines, airplane, plane, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, fly, flying, flight, flights, canary, coal mine, canary in the coal mine, air quality, pollution, pollute, pollutants, useless, uselessness, irony, ironic, dramatic ironyUseless cartoon 21 of 172
"Is this a good shoe for sitting?"
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shoe, shoes, fit, fitting, sneaker, sneakers, fitness, lazy, laziness, sitting, sit down, sitting down, shop, shopping, shoe store, shoe shop, shops, store, stores, health, healthy, lethargic, inactive, pointless, useless, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, shopped, unhealthy, exercise, exercisingUseless cartoon 22 of 172
"It takes a while to kick in, but it should do nothing."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, placebo, placebos, nothing, useless, pointless, unhelpful, treatment, treatments, cure, curesUseless cartoon 23 of 172
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
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swing set, swing sets, swing, swings, swinging, raft, rafts, priority, priorities, high priority, high priorities, bored, boredom, low priority, low priorities, wrong priority, wrong priorities, useless, uselessness, rescue, rescues, proactive, comfort, comfortable, discomfort, row, rows, rowing, freedom, flee, flees, fleeingUseless cartoon 24 of 172
The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
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alcohol, alcohol substitute, alcohol substitutes, alcoholic, alcoholics, nonalcoholic, non-alcoholic, drinker, drinkers, drinking, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, health benefit, health benefits, healthy choice, healthy choices, healthy option, healthy options, diet, diets, dieting, useless, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, winosUseless cartoon 25 of 172
"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pet, pet dog, pet dogs, gender issues, misogyny, household tasks, household chores, domestic tasks, domestic chores, dog food, dinner, dinner time, dining, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, talking animal, talking animals, marriage, cohabit, co habit, co-habit, cohabitation, co habitation, co habitation, unfair, unfairness, discrimination, discriminatory, gender discrimination, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, irritated, irritate, irritation, irritated wife, anthropomoricMore cartoons with the keyword 'useless'