"My question is: Are we making an impact?"
"The right hand doesn't even know what the right hand is doing."
Tags:government, the government, politician, politicians, right hand, the right hand, right hand man, incompetent, incompetence, us politics, white house, the white house, admit, inadequate, inadequacy, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, useless, uselessness, co-ordination, co ordination, no co-ordination, no co ordination
"Nobody knows anything."
"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."
Tags:oversight, oversights, oversight committee, oversight committees, absence, absences, long absence, long absences, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, head of household, heads of household, household, households, husband, husbands, useless, uselessness, house sitter, house sitters, house sitting, trip, trips, long trip, long trips, supervisor, supervisors, supervision
Crap from the future.
Tags:razor, razors, razorblade, razorblades, razor blade, razor blades, safety razor, safety razors, special feature, special features, feature, features, future, futurist, futurists, future product, future products, blade, blades, deluxe razor, deluxe razors, useless, uselessness, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, modern life, modern times, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, better mousetrap, better mousetraps, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors
"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
Tags:opposable thumbs, chase, chases, chasing, predator, predators, prey, advantage, advantages, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, evolutionary advantage, evolutionary advantages, human, humans, rabbit, rabbits, runner, runners, speed, speedy, lion, lions, big cat, big cats, value, relative value, hurry, hurries, hurrying, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, spite, spiteful, useless, uselessness, hunt, hunted, hunter, hunters
"I need everybody to come down to the garden to cheer on the tomatoes."
Tags:gardener, gardeners, tomato, tomatoes, grow your own, tomato plant, tomato plants, cheer on, cheering, cheer, cheering on, garden, gardens, hippy, hippies, tree hugger, tree huggers, tree hugging, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness, flower power, bohemian, bohemians, bohemian lifestyle, bohemian lifestyles, flower person, flower people, nonconformist, nonconformists, nonconformity, non-conformist, non-conformists, non-conformity
"I don't know, Al. On the one hand, there's no doubt that it's a made-work, dead-end job, but, on the other hand, it's also a vice-presidency."
Tags:dick cheney, vice president, vice presidents, useless, uselessness, figurehead, figureheads, occupation, occupations, dead end job, dead end jobs, make work, job, jobs, paper pusher, paper pushers, complain, complains, complaint, complaints, useless, uselessness, worthless, self-worth, prestige, prestigious, prestigious job, prestigious jobs, prestigious position, prestigious positions, bartending, bartender, bartenders, made work, bush administration, white house, cabinet, cabinets, cabinet position, cabinet positions
Executive Softball League
Tags:executive, executives, entitled, entitlement, entitlement complex, entitlement complexes, expectant, expectation, expectations, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, upper class, upper classes, idle rich, rich, wealthy, powerful, elite, elites, baseball, softball, softball league, outfield, outfielder, outfielders
"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"
Tags:management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, bogus, idea, ideas, airline, airlines, airplane, plane, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, fly, flying, flight, flights, canary, coal mine, canary in the coal mine, air quality, pollution, pollute, pollutants, useless, uselessness, irony, ironic, dramatic irony
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
Tags:swing set, swing sets, swing, swings, swinging, raft, rafts, priority, priorities, high priority, high priorities, bored, boredom, low priority, low priorities, wrong priority, wrong priorities, useless, uselessness, rescue, rescues, proactive, comfort, comfortable, discomfort, row, rows, rowing, freedom, flee, flees, fleeing
"Thank goodness you're here. His dish is empty."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pet, pet dog, pet dogs, gender issues, misogyny, household tasks, household chores, domestic tasks, domestic chores, dog food, dinner, dinner time, dining, animal, animals, anthropomorphism, talking animal, talking animals, marriage, cohabit, co habit, co-habit, cohabitation, co habitation, co habitation, unfair, unfairness, discrimination, discriminatory, gender discrimination, lazy, laziness, useless, uselessness, irritated, irritate, irritation, irritated wife, anthropomoric
Up - Down - Other options.
For Emergency Use Only
Tags:husband, husbands, emergency, emergencies, in case of emergency, break glass, use as needed, using as needed, married life, married lives, ignore, ignores, ignoring, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, long-term relationships, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, self-esteem, low self-esteem
"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."
Tags:tv show, tv shows, fixer upper, fixer uppers, fix, fixes, fixing, reality show, reality shows, tv show, tv shows, flee, flees, fleeing, hopeless, hopelessness, useless, uselessness, lost cause, lost causes, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, self-improvement, crazy, craziness, insane, insanity, trash heap, trash heaps
"Our brand is about talking about our brand."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, marketing, brand, brands branding, personal brand, personal brands, millennial, millennials, pointless, pointlessness, useless, uselessness, sales pitch, sales pitches, marketing team, marketing teams, marketing expert, marketing experts, big business, big businesses, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups
Tags:western, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, martini, martinis, cowboy, cowboys, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, drunk, drunks, drinking, over the limit, cocktail, cocktails, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, over the limit, ineffectual, useless, uselessness, unprofessional, professionalism
"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"
Tags:buddhist, buddhists, buddhist monk, buddhists monks, second thought, second thoughts, enlightened, enlightening, enlightenment, cellphone, cellphones, material good, material goods, meditate, meditates, meditation, meditating, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, doubt, doubts, doubter, doubters, doubtful
"Laugh if you will, but my kind once ruled the earth."
Tags:light bulb, light bulbs, light, lights, fluorescent light, fluorescent lights, outdated, replacement, replacements, new technology, new technologies, outmoded, bar, bars, lament, laments, lamenting, invention, inventions, old age, grow old, grows old, growing old, useless, uselessness, grandeur, delusion of grandeur, delusions of grandeur
"Driftwood, deadwood—what the hell's the difference?"
Tags:boss, bosses, employee, employees, executive, executives, manager, managers, business executive, business executives, business manager, business managers, driftwood, drift wood, deadwood, dead wood, dead weight, deadweight, lazy, laziness, management, fired, firing, fire, sack, sacking, getting fired, sacked getting the sack, pink slip, pink slips, laid off, laid-off, laying off, canned, getting canned, useless, uselessness, unproductive, unproductiveness, incompetent, incompetence, ineffectual
"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"
Tags:secretaries, executives, phrases, memory, problems, memory problem, memory problems, amnesia, amnesiac, amnesiacs, refresher, refreshers, secretary, secretaries, ceo, ceos, useless, uselessness, personal assistant, personal assistants, assistant, assistants, assistance, forget, forgets, forgetful, forgetfulness, spacy, spacey, spaced out, space cadet, space cadets, bumble, bumbles, bumbling, mankoff
"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
Tags:sister in law, sisters in law, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, buying gifts, buying presents, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, useless, uselessness, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, relative, relatives, insult, insults, insulting
"Why don't you slip into your shooting jacket with the bellows pockets and the double shoulder patches and nip down to the corner for a quart of milk?"
Tags:lazy, laziness, lazy husband, lazy husbands, useless, uselessness, useless husband, useless husbands, good-for-nothing, layabout, layabouts, shiftless, lethargic, sloth, slothful, indolent, enable, enables, enabling, enabler, enablers, enabling, wife, wives, patient, patience, sit around, sits around, sitting around, easy chair, easy chairs