"Well, we gave up on those chopsticks pretty quickly didn't we?"
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"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"
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"Do we have your blessing?"
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"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."
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"I'm going to ask for a fork. Don't try to stop me."
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Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up
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"One word, gentlemen: China."
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"Should we start without him?"
"Oh yeah, like you're a four-star fork."
"They won't work!!!"
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Place Settings for the Elderly
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Types of Wood
"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."