"Just ignore them. They're summer people."
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"If you pay enough, they'll let you swim with whatever animal you want."
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"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."
Tags:summer people, summer person, vacationer, vacationers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaymaker, holidaymakers, holiday maker, holiday makers, squirrel, squirrels, long lost family, long-lost family, local myth, local mythology, abandoned baby, abandoned babies, wildman, wildmen, wild man, wild men, holiday home, orphan, orphans, wilderness, tourist, tourists, abandonment, abandoned
Tower of Postcards
Tower of Postcards
"Darling, will you see if they can give us better nature sounds?"
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, holiday maker, holiday makers, vacationer, vacationers, tourist, tourists, nature, nature sounds, buzz, buzzing, complain, complaint, complaints, complaining, unreasonable complaint, unreasonable complaints, stupid, stupidity, hotel, hotels, customer service, city dweller, city dwellers
A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".
Tags:tourism, tourist, tourists, village, villages, fishing, quaint, quiet, small, parking, parking problem, parking problems, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sign, signs, signage, vacation, vacations, vacationer, vacationers, holiday, holidays, travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, historic, historical, lack of parking, parking space, parking spaces, parking spot, parking spots, parking lot, parking lots
"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."
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"They say you've gotten separated from a tour of famous executives."
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, famous executive, famous executives, tourist, tourists, vacationer, vacationers, holidaymaker, holidaymakers, getting lost, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, tourist industry, the tourist industry
"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."
Tags:sunbathing, sunbathers, beach, beaches, holiday, holidays, holiday makers, holiday makers, holidaymakers, holidaymaker, vacations, vacation, vacationers, vacationer, on holiday, on vacations, theft, thief, ignorance, ignorant, accident, accident, accidental theft, mistake, mistakes, sun shade, sunshades, sun shades, sunshades, parasol, parasols, sleep, sleeping, relax, relaxing, relaxation, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, shade, shaded, shady, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer, seaside, by the seaside, seaside holiday, sea side, sea side holiday, sea-side, sea-side holiday
"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, seaside, seashore, tourist, tourists, tourism, vacation, vacations, vacationer, vacationers, holiday, holidays, travel, water, sea, ocean, fear, fearful, fears, afraid, scared, phobia, phobias, aquaphobia, fear of water, conquering fears, getting over fears, facing fears, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, scuba, scuba suit, scuba suits, wet suit, wet suits, wetsuit, wetsuits, wet-suit, wet-suits, scuba gear, scuba equipment, scuba diving, scuba diving gear, scuba diving equipment, breathing apparatus
"No thanks, I just swallowed an oil spill."
Tags:beach, beaches, beach scene, beach scenes, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, sea monster, sea monsters, sea creature, sea creatures, loch ness monster, nessie, myth, myths, legend, legends, folklore, tourist, tourists, beach-goer, beach-goers, vacationer, vacationers, relaxing, share, sharing, drink, drinks, drinking, no thanks, swallowed, oil spill, oil spills, pollution, oil slick, oil slicks, environmental destruction, sick, ill