"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."
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"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"
Hotel Disturb Sign
"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."
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Orpheus And Eurydice In Connecticut
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Vacation Bus Photo
"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"
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"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
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Couch and Potato
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Sunblock - A Novel
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"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"Have you ever checked out London?"
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"Just waiting for Icarus to fall. And you?"
Tags:flirtation, flirtations, flirtatious, sunbather, sunbathers, sunbathing, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacationing, holidaying, icarus, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, muriel rukeyser, waiting for icarus, poem, poems, poetry, poet, poets
Ice Cream And Summer Rentals
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"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."
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Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole
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"Our nap time doesn't roll over, so everybody ends up taking it all at the end of the year."
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Tower of Postcards
Tower of Postcards
"The fair-weather people are back."
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"All our rooms have views of our other rooms."