Vacations Cartoons

"What a pity the season had to end like this!"

"I hope you realize that I'm the one who has to write about this stupid vacation next fall."

"Let's try one without smiling."

"Finding myself between a roc and a hard place...,"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Man takes beach vacation at home.

Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money on health insurance this year that instead of vacation we're all going to go in for elective surgery."

"We're just here for a few days to get our names crudely Anglicized, do some shopping, sightseeing—stuff like that."

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

Getting Back to Normal for Idiots

"Would you mind?"

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"We made good time. We're already in the valley of the shadow of death."

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."

"I suppose you think this is boring!"

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

"Why? Did you want one?"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"