"This will buy you four months.
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Balloon Animal Vaccinations
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"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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"Polly wants a flu shot."
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"This is going to be a little invasive."
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"This is gonna hurt like hell."
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"Howard takes all the flu shots that other employees refuse to take."
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"The first one's just a warning."
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"I'm going to let you off with a worming."
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"If it were painful, could I do this?"
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"Tag - you have measles!"
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"We may have found the vaccine but it's fattening."
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"I heard the rabies vaccine causes blindness."
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"I'm trying to find the vaccine, but it's so hard to create right now."
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"Are the humans in the sandwich raised without vaccinations?"
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Born in 2020
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Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.
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