"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."
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"Lift your stems."
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Vacuuming Up the Mood
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"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."
"Excuse me, do you really have to do that right now???"
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Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming
Mr. Clean Enough
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"The doctors said, 'We can rebuild your husband. Faster. Stronger.' But then I thought, 'Hold on just a second...'"
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Ned helped out
"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."
"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."
"Nevermind the carpet, Roomba! Go get help!"
"That was an incredible nap!"
"Dammit, Johnson! Delegate!"
"I need it for my commute."