"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"
"This is really embarrassing."
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"I just do the little things that don't show up in the box score."
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"Lift your stems."
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A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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Cowboys and Vacuums
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"I have a feeling they are going to treat us like dirt."
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"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."
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"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."
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"Excuse me, do you really have to do that right now???"
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Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming
"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."
"It's quite simple, madam - pick the right card and you win this beautiful vacuum cleaner; fail and you forfeit an appliance of your choice."
"Her last wishes were that her ashes not leave a mess."
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"Everybody, this is Mr. Bryce—Mr. Bryce is a salesman."
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"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"
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"The doctors said, 'We can rebuild your husband. Faster. Stronger.' But then I thought, 'Hold on just a second...'"
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"He's the domesticated kind of werewolf."
"Please continue. I'm all - briefcase! - ears."
"Dammit, Johnson! Delegate!"
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