"Don't even think about it, buster!"
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cupid's arrow, cupid, valentine, valentines, cupids arrow, valentine's day, valentines day, married couple, married couples, turn in, turns in, turning in, turn in early, turning in early, resistant, resistance, shoot, shoots, shooting, shot, married life, married lives, old married couple, old married couples, low sex drive, low sex drives"Clear!"
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hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"
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arrogant, arrogance, presumptuous, presumptuousness, feminist, feminists, feminism, militant, militants, gift, gifts, present, presents, assumption, assumptions, assume, assumes, gender stereotype, women's lib, women's liberation, bouquet, bouquets, date, dates, dating, modern life, modern times, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
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outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries"There's a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving."
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cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, unwanted, unwanted attention, unwanted advance, flirt, flirts, valentine, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, flirtation, flirtations, bribe, bribes, bribing, bribery, affection, affections, love, feminist, feminists, feminism, strong woman, strong women"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, valentine, valentines, date, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, valentine's, valentine's day, gayest, chocolate, chocolates, box of chocolates, celebrating, celebrates, celebration, celebrations, candy, candies, candy, shop, chocolatier, patisserie, pastry, pastries, truffle, truffles, fancy, gift, gifts, present, presents, foodie, foodies, food blog, food blogger, food lover, food lovers, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."
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dinner, dinners, special meal, special meals, gender difference, gender differences, men, women, romance, romantic meal, romantic meals, valentine's day, valentines day, tv dinner, tv dinners, anniversary, anniversaries, anniversary dinner, anniversary supper, distraction, distractions, distracting, tv addict, tv addicts, television, televisionsValentines for Oneself.
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valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, self-love, self-care, self-esteem, single, single person, single people, affirmation, affirmations, boost, boosts, boosting, self-esteem booster, self-esteem boosters, self-confident, self-confidence, card, cards, gift, gifts, present, presents"I want to send that one about 'Instead of hearts and cupid's darts, I'm sending you a wire,' or whatever the hell it is!"
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heart, hearts, dart, darts, cupid, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, post, post office, postal service, mail, mailing, mail room, indifferent, husband, husbands, wife, wivesA Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
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arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predatorsA Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
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arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predators"And a little something for the wife."
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religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, god, gift, gifts, present, presents, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, heart, hearts, wife, wives, married life, marriage, marriages, spouse, spouses, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, zipporah, tzipora, christianity, judaism"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
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valentines day, valentine's day, single, alone, lonely, loneliness, chocolate, chocolates, chocolate box, chocolate boxes, box of chocolates, gift giving, sweetheart, sweethearts, bitter, bitterness, takeaway, impatient, impatience, would you like a bag, shopping bag, shopping bags, greed, greedy, feb 14"Read him his rights!"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, lover, lovers, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, falling in love, love, read rights, rights, cupid, cupids, cherub, cherubs, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, cupid's arrows, myth, myths, legend, legends, contract, contracts, miranda rights, valentine's day, valentine's"Never!"
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dragon, dragons, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, damsels in distress, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines daybe my valentine, reject, rejection, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, valentines card, valentines cards, valentine's card, valentine's card, gift, gift, big question, big questions, ask out, asking out, boyfriend and girlfriend, boyfriends and girlfriends, kidnap, kidnapped, kidnapping, kidnapper, kidnappers, rejected, unlikely couple, unlikely couples"You missed our anniversary again."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, dungeon, dungeons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, friend, friends, friendversary, friendversaries, anniversary, anniversaries, missed, forgot, valentines, valentine's day, romantic, time, calendar, calendars, counting the days" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, date, dates, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, holiday, holidays, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, fine print, legal document, legal documents"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."
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love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, valentine, valentines, date, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, valentine's, valentine's day, celebrating, celebrates, celebration, celebrations, fancy, gift, gifts, present, presents, flower, flowers, bouquet, look, looks, married, married life, marriage, prom, dinner, dinner date, dress, dressed, dressingParental Valentines Day Cards
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valentine, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february, february 14th, february fourteenth, holiday, love, i love you, care, caring, parent, parents, parenting, parental, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, worry, worried, worried parents, anxious, anxiety, anxious parents, rock climbing, sky diving, backpacking, kid, kids, child, children, family, families, helicopter parent, helicopter parents"My funny valentine is no longer funny ha-ha."
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dispute, disputes, valentine, valentine's day, domestic abuse, abuse, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, men, man, toxic relationshipBe My P.C.V
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valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, political correctness, politically correct, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, progressive, progressive thinking, progressive thinker, progressive thinkers, equality, holiday, holidays, gender equality, sweet, sweets, candy, heart, hearts, love, commitment, modern thinker, modern thinkers, sexual health, sti testing, romance, romantic, romantics"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."
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probe, probes, probing, alien probe, alien probes, alien abduction, alien abductions, abduct, abducts, abducting, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, false advertisement, false advertisements, false advertising, valentine, valentines, request, requests, requesting, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi, woo, woos, wooing, romance, romances, romancing, valentine's day, valentines day, flowers, chocolates, seduce, seduces, seduction, seductionsCat gives bird Valentine's Card.
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cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, bird, birds, songbird, songbirds, valentines, valentine's, valentines day, valentine's day, predator, predators, prey, naive, naivety, trick, tricks, trap, traps, honey trap, honey traps