"I really appreciate this."
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"All work and no play makes you a valued employee."
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"I keep my core beliefs written on my palm for easy reference."
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"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."
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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."
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"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."
Tombstone with a barcode on it
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"I love the middle class, with their values and everything."
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"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."
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"Fix me something that reflects traditional values."
"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."
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"I've decided to pursue a profession where religion doesn't play such an important role."
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"Old Mrs. Cranshaw is next, Doctor. Better put on your white jacket."
"Nonsense - I can sit on my Warhols twice as long as you can sit on yours."
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"They tell me you're a nincompoop, Henderson, but you certainly do know how to maintain a crease."
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"We should appeal to their greed, without, of course, actually appealing to their greed."
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"Mr. and Mrs. Dunlap, you are accused of filling your son Randolph's head with romantic claptrap and liberal flapdoodle, thus preventing him from becoming a productive member of society. How do you plead?"
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Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity
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"Ah, but wait till he's reëlected! Then you'll see principles."
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"On the foreign-exchange markets today, the dollar fell against all major currencies and the doughnut."
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"Those are the Petersons - they're waiting for our price to go down."
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"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."