"And now may I bite your neck?"
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"Wait! First, his attorney."
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"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."
"I know. But I think I can change him."
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"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."
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"I think you know my husband—the Vampire Lestat."
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"First we find the bedbugs, Ma'am, then we drive tiny stakes through their wee black hearts."
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A vampire in a canoe.
A vampire with a darkness flashlight
"The two of you should have lots to talk about."
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"Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened."
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"Stop! He's my agent!"
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
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A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
"Alright - I'll give you my pin number."
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"I don't feel immortal until I've had my coffee."
"Please - no more specialists."
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
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"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
"I knew we'd get you sooner or later, Van Helsing!"
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"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."
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