King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was listening to my body."
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"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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"I love it!"
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"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
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"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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"Yes, it makes you look taller."
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"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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"When I'm not having a good hair day, you'll know."
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"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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On the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy
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"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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Nonsense, Dad–you look fabulous!
"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."
Man looking in mirror at the barber's.
Robert P. (All Three Formats)