Vanity Cartoons

"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC124596
High Res:
3449x2828 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vodka, vodka shot, vodka shots, whitener, whiteners, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, easy way, easy ways, vane, vanity, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, easy, easy way out, lazy, laziness, convenience, spirits, liquor, cocktail, cocktails, barman, barkeeper, barkeepers

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC28666
High Res:
2721x2090 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pinocchio, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, deviated septum, deviated septums, excuse, excuses, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, rhinoplasty, puppet, puppets, real boy, excuse, excuses, big nose, nose, noses, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, surgery, surgeries, vanity, vain

"I love it!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC24906
High Res:
2315x1875 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fashion, fashions, vanity, vain, fashionista, fashionista, trend, trends, farm, farms, cow, cows, personified, personification, parallel, comparison, polka-dot, polka dot, polka dotted, polka-dotted, trendy, makeover, make-over, make-overs, clothes, clothes, makeup, make-up, make up, bovine, bovines

"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC133668
High Res:
3688x2928 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
adam, eve, adam and eve, fat, fats, look, looks, body, bodies, tone, toning, comparing, comparison, reference, reference point, garden of eden, eden, genesis, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, book of genesis, parody, relationship, relationships, health, healthy, beauty, appearance, appearances, appear, vanity, self conscious, self-conscious

"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43374
High Res:
2075x2052 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lourdes, miracle, miracles, spring, springs, healing, heals, water, waters, vain, vanity, narcissism, narcissist, narcissistic, christian, christians, pray, prayers, god, gods, praying, church, churches, clergy, france, french, religion, religions, modern world, modern life

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC122896
High Res:
2775x2349 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wheel, inventor, inventors, invention, inventions, prehistory, prehistoric, vain, vanity, stone age, stone age technology, jewelery, jeweler, jewelers, jeweller, jewellers, jewellery, marketing, market, markets, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, demographic, demographics, marketing, marketer, marketers, psychographic, psychographics, appeal, appeals, appealing, mass appeal

"The Five Major Warning Signs of Baldness."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC16789
High Res:
2688x2848 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
medical research, science, medical, warning signs of baldness, vanity, men, the five major, experts, ego, psychology, baldness, hair, hair loss, male pattern baldness, warning sign, warning signs, early warning, early warnings, bald, balds, balding, baldness, stage, stages, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, mankoff

Critics In Love

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22726
High Res:
1381x1171 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vanity, ego, vain, love, in love, critic, critics, rating, ratings, star rating, star ratings, date, dates, dating, egotist, egotists, egotistical, evaluation, evaluations, evaluate, evaluating, evaluates, critique, critiques, critiquing, work, works, working, professional critic, professional critics

"Here's the artist's conception of your proposed smile."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC24663
High Res:
3000x2617 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business, management, art, artists, psychology, anger, arrogance, executives, marketing, advertising, plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, surgeon, surgeons, artist rendering, artist renderings, artist's rendering, artist's renderings, artist conception, artist conceptions, vain, vanity, executive, executives, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, mankoff

A US solider supports the world like Atlas.

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31210
High Res:
1807x3096 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
psychology, government, military, vanity, soldier, soldiers, american soldier, american soldiers, american military, united states military, atlas, titan, titans, save the world, saves the world, saving the world, army, navy, marine, marines, marine corps, mankoff

Shopping for Underwear

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC24882
High Res:
2476x1991 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mens clothing, men's clothing, underwear, underpants, shopping, shoppers, cloths shop, clothes shop, clothes shop, salesperson, salespeople, salesman, sales woman, sales person, sales people, sales man, sales woman, vain, vanity, admiring, privacy, intrusive, intrusion, self confidence, body confidence, mens briefs, men's briefs, changing rooms, changing room, body image, self image, self-image

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22842
High Res:
3251x2236 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
restaurants, dining, service, relationships, dating, psychology, ego, vanity, men, women, flirt, flirts, flirting, waiter, waiters, server, servers, serving, serve dinner, serves dinner, out of turn, speaking out of turn, forward, hit on, hits on, hitting on, mankoff

"Next time you hold up a crowded store, don't wear a recognizable fragrance."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC120696
High Res:
2000x1690 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
crime, criminal, robber, robbery, robbing, heist, thief, thieves, steal, stealing, stolen, steals, police, arrest, arresting, charge, charged, criminals, caught, catches, fragrance, fragrances, perfume, perfumes, mistake, mistakes, evidence, aftershave, aftershaves, fancy, metrosexual, metrosexuals, feminine, hold up, hold-up, consumerism, consumerist, fashion, fashions, unique, independent, hipster, hipsters, materialism, vain, vanity

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC142359
High Res:
5700x4478 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bag, bags, fashion, fashionista, hell, hells, devil, devils, demon, demonic, inferno, bag of hell, handbag, vanity, minor, irrelevant, secondary, afterthought, priorities, priority, afterlife, handbags, fashions, concern, concerns, after life, after-life, netherworld

A bird looks at itself in the mirror with binoculars.

Artist:
Finck, Liana
Search ID:
CC143741
High Res:
1825x1691 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bird, birds, budgie, budgies, parakeet, parakeets, mirror, mirrors, binoculars, look, looks, looking, vain, vanity, pet, pets, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, toy, toys, animal toy, animal toys

"I think I'll pass - I'm having a really bad-nose day."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23465
High Res:
3301x2379 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fashion, men, vanity, psychology, language, clichés, insecurity, insecurities, bad hair day, bad hair days, vanity, vain, big nose, big noses, nose, noses, excuse, excuses, skip work, skips work, skipping work, sick day, sick days, sick leave, mankoff

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC36298
High Res:
1723x2419 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vain, vanity, work, working, education, educated, school, college, university, worked, money, arrogant, office, offices, brag, bragging, brags, door, sign, signs, impressive, impressed, impress, respect, achievement, achievements, mercenary, business, corporate attitude, corporate attitudes, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC22690
High Res:
3857x4889 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, relationships, insecurity, vanity, psychology, men, bald, balds, balding, male pattern baldness, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, self-conscious, self-consciousness, reassure, reassures, reassurance, reassurances, hollow words, baldness, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, mankoff

Oversized Cigar

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC33234
High Res:
2120x1610 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, train bearer, train bearers, cigar, cigars, smoking, smoker, smokers, health problem, health problems, lung cancer, excess, attendant, attendants, boy attendant, boy attendants, royalty, royal, capitalism, capitalist, super size, supersize, modern society, modern attitudes, modern day attitudes, consumerism, consumer, consumers, self image, vain, vanity, self obsessed, self obsession, self presentation, wealth, wealthy, commercialism, capitalism, capitalist, servant, servants, grand, grandeur, self image, self obsessed, self obsession, appearance, authority

Shopping with Barbie and Ann

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC30104
High Res:
1924x2021 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shopping, shop, fashion, fashions, shops, size, sizes, figure, figures, vanity, vain, weight, weighing, wear, wearing, clothes, outfit, outfitting, body shape, body, doll, dolls, dress up, dressing up, body image, body images, fitting, fitted

"In space, no one can tell you're fat."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC142619
High Res:
3088x3629 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
space, astronaut, astronauts, fat, obesity, obese, disguise, disguised, disguises, weight, vanity, self image, self-image, body image, body-image, vain, vanity, trick, illusion, illusions, hide, hiding, can't tell, body type, body-type

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC37162
High Res:
3375x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
women, discussing men, relationships, marriage, psychology, vanity, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, stunt man, stunt men, fall over, falls over, falling over, clumsy, clumsiness, dad, dads, father, fathers, mankoff

King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC36180
High Res:
2472x2801 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, kingdom, kingdoms, empire, empires, land, lands, property, properties, claim, claims, land claim, land claims, property claim, property claims, map, maps, geography, government, governments, border, borders, real estate, land survey, land surveys, title, titles, mine, theirs, vanity, vain, ego, possessive, possession, possessions, jealous, jealousy, greed, greedy

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC133551
High Res:
3066x2248 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vanity, vain, conspicuous consumption, dream car, dream cars, car, cars, car salesman, car salesmen, used car, used cars, used car salesman, used car salesmen, buyer, buyers, buying, salesperson, salespeople, unnecessary purchase, unnecessary purchases, purchase, purchases, chauffeur, chauffeurs, dealership, dealerships, sales pitch, sales pitches, extra, extras, addition, additions, surcharge, surcharges

Dressing for Success 1558-1603

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC24992
High Res:
2021x2521 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
queen elizabeth, queen elizabeth the first, queen elizabeth 1, queen elizabeth i, elizabeth the first, elizabeth i, elizabeth 1, elizabethan, elizabethan era, elizabethan times, fashions, dress for success, dressing for success, power suit, power suits, womens fashion, women's fashion, tudor, the tudors, tudor period, tudor times, female empowerment, vain, vanity, display of power, display of strength, threaten, threatening, domineer, domineering, english queen, english queens, ball gown, ball gowns, ruff, ruffs, tudor england