King glaring at a map labelled "Mine" and "Theirs"
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king, kings, royal, royalty, royals, monarch, monarchs, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, kingdom, kingdoms, empire, empires, land, lands, property, properties, claim, claims, land claim, land claims, property claim, property claims, map, maps, geography, government, governments, border, borders, real estate, land survey, land surveys, title, titles, mine, theirs, vanity, vain, ego, possessive, possession, possessions, jealous, jealousy, greed, greedy"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said. I was listening to my body."
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communication, communications, communicating, communicate, communicates, vain, vanity, vainness, self-esteem, self-esteems, self confidence, self-confidence, small talk, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, big headed, big-headed, big head, big heads, paying attention, listening skill, listening skills, party, parties, party guest, party guests"But enough about my body. Let's talk about your body."
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pickup line, pickup lines, chat up line, chat up lines, chatting up, vain, vanity, superficial, superficiality, attractive, attractiveness, cocktail party, cocktail parties, fit, fitness, exercise, exercises, exercising, workout, workouts, working out, workout routine, workout routines, beach, beaches, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic, los angeles, la, l.a., model, models, modeling, modelling, single life, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, beach bar, beach bars"Instead of killing the whale for its blubber, we're going to do a little lipo."
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plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, whale, whales, whaling, whaling industry, whaler, whalers, harpoon, harpoons, harpooning, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, lipo, liposuction, nip and tuck, blubber, fat, excess fat, extra baggage, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, vanity, help, helps, helping, help out, helps out, helping out"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."
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sub, subs, submarine, submarines, sandwich, sandwiches, sammich, sammiches, hungry, hunger, hungers, starve, starves, starving, starvation, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, narcissistic, vain, vanity, fast food, overweight, overeat, overeats, overeating"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, vain, vanity, age, ages, ageing, aging, wrinkle, wrinkles, nemesis, nemeses, middle age, old age, aging gracefully, ageing gracefully, resent, resents, resenting, resentment, resentments, reflection, reflections, reflecting, magic mirror, magic mirrors, crow's feet, crows feet, aging line, aging lines, ageing line, ageing lines, frustration, father time, mother nature"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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vodka, vodka shot, vodka shots, whitener, whiteners, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, easy way, easy ways, vane, vanity, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, easy, easy way out, lazy, laziness, convenience, spirits, liquor, cocktail, cocktails, barman, barkeeper, barkeepers"Don't listen to him. Your hair is beautiful."
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judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, your honor, honor, your honour, court, courts, court of law, court room, court rooms, courtroom, courtrooms, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, lie, lies, slander, slandering, slandered, libel, client, clients, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances, vain, vanity, hairstyle, hairstyles, reassure, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring"I love it!"
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fashion, fashions, vanity, vain, fashionista, fashionista, trend, trends, farm, farms, cow, cows, personified, personification, parallel, comparison, polka-dot, polka dot, polka dotted, polka-dotted, trendy, makeover, make-over, make-overs, clothes, clothes, makeup, make-up, make up, bovine, bovines"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
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facial expression, facial expressions, jack o' lanten, jack o lantern, pumpkin, pumpkins, halloween, carve, carves, carving, indecision, get ready, gets ready, getting ready, hairstyle, hairstyles, makeup, make-up, get dressed, getting dressed, slow, slowly, punctual, punctuality, vain, vanity, gender stereotype, gender stereotyping, dinner party, dinner parties"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, problem, problems, crazy world, hill of beans, ego, vanity, vain, self-centred, self-centered, selfish, narcissistic, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, arrogant, arrogance, movie quotes, film quotes, movie, movie, films, films, man, men"Yes, it makes you look taller."
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fashion, clothing, clothes, menswear, men's fashion, men's clothes, men's clothing, tall, taller, look taller, stool, stools, standing, vanity, ego, self-conscious, self-esteem, self-confidence, body image, reassurance, reassurances, reassuring, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, faking it, height, height complex, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."
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woman, women, beauty, beautiful, pretty, makeup, competition, competitive, compete, competing, style, styles, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fashion, fashions, fashionable, stylish, primp, primping, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, mirror, vanity, narcissistic"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, gorilla, gorillas, primate, primates, great ape, great apes, science, biology, hominidae, hominids, scientific classification, evolution, human head, human heads, head, heads, fashion, style, man, men, human, humans, beauty, look, looks, haircut, haircuts, glasses, shaved, clean-shaven, men's fashion, vanity, vain"Nice buns."
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butt, buns, check out, checks out, checking out, female gaze, gaze, gazes, gazing, stare, stares, staring, peacock, peacocks, peahen, peahens, hen, hens, vain, vanity, pretentious, pretentiousness, machismo, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, plumage, feather, feathers, feathered, tail feathersWestport Grunge
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rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, yard sale, garage sale, boot sale, second hand, second hand clothing, fashion, fashionable, style, stylish, styles, trend, trendy, trending, grunge, cliche, cliches, connecticut, ct, new england, westport, vanity, money, charity shop, charity shops, cheap, car, cars, luxury"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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power, powerful message, message, messages, powerful, power suit, power suits, power outfit, new clothes, clothes, clothing, fashion, men's fashion, menswear, men's clothing, style, personal style, style, styles, men, man, store, stores, shop, shops, clothing store, clothing stores, department store, department stores, salesman, salesmen, history, vikings, barbarians, europe, european, military, government, violent, violence, greed, vanity, vain, psychology, personal appearanceOn the cover of Sports Illustrated - Envy
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player, players, football, american football, sport, sports, envy, envious, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, tackle, tackled, magazine, magazines, vanity, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, professional athlete, professional athletes, jealous, jealousy, fame, competitive, competition"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, showing off-show-off, show-offs, attracting a mate, biology, science, predator, predators, prey, food, big mouth, mouth, mouth, opening wide, big mouth bass, impressing, impressive, impress, ego, vain, vanity, manly, men, man, women, woman, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic compliment, sarcastic compliments, complimentingNonsense, Dad–you look fabulous!
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candle, candles, candle wax, melt, melting, age, ageing, parent, parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, vain, vanity, compliment, compliments, complimentary, fabulous, melting candle, melting candle, bad skin, wrinkle, wrinkles, wrinkle, frown lines"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."
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fitness, keeping fit, getting in shape, weight loss, diet, dieting, vain, vanity, divorce, divorced, shallow, dumped, breakup, breaking up, separate, separation, exercise, gym, gym rat, women, woman, bitter, superficial