Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
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"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"
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"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"
"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."
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"How about a little music to push the plot along."
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"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
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Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"The striptease I like! The clothes on the floor I'm not wild about."
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"Plain, buttered, or Ramon?"
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"Stop looking so married!"
"But, Marge, ﬁve hundred channels. Won't that make a difference?"
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An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy
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"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."
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"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."
"I was into that diversity thing but now I'm just back to gin."
5 & 10 store
"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."
Tags:multiculturalism, multicultural, diversity, diverse, diversity in the workplace, employee, employees, employer, employers, work, workplace, employment, corporate, corporate culture, corporate mentality, corporation, corporations, office, offices, white collar, white-collar, white collar jobs, job, jobs, career, careers, variety, varieties, mixture, acceptance, respect, respect one another, respect differences, team, teamwork, work together, equality, equal, equal opportunity, equal opportunity employers