"It's been weeks since you brought me exculpatory lilies."
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"Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate copy of it in the museum's gift shop."
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"Flowers in a lobby are good P.R."
Tags:flower, flowers, design, low effort, effort, efforts, decor, minimal, minimalism, decorating, decorations, ornament, ornaments, public relations, pr, p.r., p.r, public relation, lobby, lobbies, foyer, foyers, reception, receptions, receptionist, vase, vases, floral arrangement, flower arrangement, offices, office, businessmen, business, suit, suits, men
A woman enters a motel room and confronts silhouettes of two faces in bed. One is saying "It's not what it looks like." The outline of the two faces also forms a vase; famous "optical illusion."
"This one's cheaper, but the other one comes with a cat."
Tags:furniture, furniture store, furniture stores, shop, shops, store, stores, antiques, antique shop, antique shops, cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, pussycat, pussycats, cat owner, cat owners, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, cat lady, cat ladies, crazy cat lady, crazy cat ladies, vase, vases
"No - it's definitely a vase."
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Tags:trash, thrift, thrifted, thrift store, charity, charity shop, urn, urns, vase, vases, grecian urn, poem, poets, ode, odes, keats, keat, romantic, romanticism, invert, inversion, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, subverts, poetry, literary reference, literature, literary, john keats, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, parody, parodies, book, books, bookish, book lover, book lovers, book worm, book worms
Tang Dynasty - 700 A.D.; Ming Dynasty - 1430; Duck Dynasty - 2014.
"A red-figure volute krater attributed to a painter of the Syleus sequence! Maynard, you shouldn't have!"
Tags:gift, gifts, present, presents, connoisseur, connoisseurs, dilettante, dilettantes, volute krater, volute kraters, greek, greeks, greek art, athens, museum piece, museum pieces, mega-rich, ultra-rich, rich, riches, wealthy, ultra wealthy, billionaire, billionaires, ancient art, vase, vases, syleus painter, syleus painters, syleus sequence, art history, art historian, art historians, anniversary, anniversaries, christmas
"We're out of flowers."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, centerpiece, centerpieces, centrepiece, centrepieces, flower, flowers, vase, vases, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, out, ran out, decor, decoration, decorations
Tags:museum, museums, gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, artifact, artifacts, historic artifact, historic artifacts, vase, vases, ming vase, ming vases, ming dynasty, ming dynasty vases, china, chinese vase, chinese vases, roman vase, roman vases, roman, romans, ancient romans, exit, exit sign, exit signs, overkill, unexpected, surprise, surprises
"This is a great little vase! and now it makes me thing we should redo the living room."