"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"
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"Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, always together... but are the really happy?"
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"I hope that isn't real fur."
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"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
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"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
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"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."
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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"
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"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."
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A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
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"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."
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"He's going to be even more of a vegetable."
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"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"
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"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"
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"No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables."
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The many moods of produce
"'Twas always folly, dear cousin. A humble parsnip could never be wed to an aubergine."
"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."
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Cat or squash?
Better Not Squash.
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Rabbits on Pinterest
Rabbits on Pinterest
"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."
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