"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, masculine, masculinity, zucchini, courgette, grill, grills, grilling, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, man food, manly food, manly foods, motivation, motive, motives, murder, murders, murdering, health food, health foods, old west, carnivore, carnivores, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, vegan food, assassination, assassinations, self-defense
Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
Tags:texas, texan, texans, meat eater, meat eaters, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarian option, vegan option, vegan, vegans, pizza, pizzas, vegan food, vegan foods, vegetarian food, vegetarian foods, state, states, red state, red states, blue state, blue states, culture clash, culture clashes, border crossing
"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
Tags:relationship, relationships, date, dates, dating, first date, first dates, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, militant vegan, militant vegans, food, food choices, food preferences, food preference, dietary preference, dietary preferences, diet, eating habit, eating habits, reason, reasons, why, question, questions, pushy, forward, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out
"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
Tags:brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interested
"I'm trying to eat more vegetarians."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian meal, vegetarian meals, vegetable, vegetables, healthy eating, healthy meal, healthy meals, healthy eater, healthy eaters, lion, lions, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, food chain, top of the food chain, eat right, eats right, eating rights, lose weight, losing weight, weight loss, weight loss plan, weight loss plans, diet, diets, dieting, stick to your diet, sticking to your diet
"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, vote, votes, thanksgiving, advocate, advocates, advocacy, nontraditional, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarianism, interest, interests, special interest, special interests, special interest group, special interest groups, lobbyist, lobbyists, lobby group, lobby groups, carnivore, carnivores
"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
Tags:show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchers shop, butcher's shop, butchers shops, butcher's shops, diy, do it yourself, do-it-yourself, vegetarianism, vegetarian, vegetarians, veganism, vegan, vegans, consumerism, animal rights, animal rights issue, animal right issues, animal right activist, animal right activism, animal rights activists, cow, cows, beef, self service, self-service, saw, saws, butchery, inhumane, cruel, cruelty
"You tell me if the roast beef is fresh."
Tags:fresh, fresh meat, beef, cow, cows, butcher, butchers, shop, shops, shopper, shopping, butcher shop, butchered, gores, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, gross out, gross-out, horror, horrify, horrific, horrifying, meat is murder, shock, shock factor, shock value, foodie, foodies
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, meal, meals, food, dining, eating, dish, dishes, plate, plates, steak, steaks, beef, unethical, animal rights, slaughter, butcher, butchers, butchery, cruel, cruelty, inhumane, factory farming, industrial farming, raising livestock, farm, farms, farming, animal welfare, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, guilt, guilts, guilting, guilt-inducing, carnivore, carnivores, meat-eater, meat-eaters
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, dinner, dinners, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, chicken, chickens, meat, serving, video, videos, film, films, movie, movies, death, dead, dying wish, dying wishes, last wish, last wishes, last request, last requests, will, wills, customer, customers, diner, diners, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veganism, vegan, vegans, television, televisions, tv, tvs, t.v., t.v.s
One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry
Tags:cow, cows, cattle, beef, steak, steaks, beef steak, beef steaks, meat, meats, chop, chops, burger, burgers, farming, farming, cattle farm, cattle farming, dairy farm, dairy farms, poetry, poet, poets, limerick, limericks, meathooked, meat obsession, meat obsessed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, vegetarianism, vegetarian, opinions, different attitude, different attitudes
"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."
Tags:butcher, butchers, butchers shop, butchers shops, butcher's shop, butcher's shops, butchers store, butchers stores, butcher's store, butcher's stores, butcher's, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, animal rights, animal right issues, animal right activist, animal rights activists, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, irony, ironic, customer experience, customer, customers, butchery, meat, buying meat
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
Tags:stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escape
"Is the rabbit cute?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, rabbit, rabbits, meat, cute, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, question, questions, customer, customers, patron, patrons
"I hope that isn't real fur."
Tags:vegan, veg, vegans, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, cruelty, cruelty free, cruelty-free, fur, fur industry, santa, santa's grotto, grotto, santa clause, santa claus, claus, animal rights, animal rights activist, fur ban, happy holidays, play on words, word play, word-play, modern, modern life, modern world, kids these days, kids say the darndest things, kid, kids, child, childhood, awareness, aware, christmas, christmas time, merry christmas
"Let's go to that new place where they club something to death and cook it for you right there."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, eating, eating out, foody, foodie, foodies, cook, cooking, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat-free, meat free, inhumane, animal, animals, animal rights, animal activism, shock value, shock, honest, honesty, blatant, club, clubbed, death, dead, fresh meat, fresh, fresh produce, meat, raw meat, steak
"Before they're slaughtered, each one gets an achievement award."
Tags:cow, cows, beef, beef cow, slaughter, slaughtered, slaughters, slaughterhouse, slaughterhouses, butcher, butchers, abattoir, abattoirs, millennial, modern, modern life, modern world, achievement, achievements, award, awards, meat, meat industry, food industry, inspect, inspector, cattle, livestock, herd, vegan, vegans, veganism, vegetarians, vegetarian, vegetarianism, animal
"But, Paw, I don't eat eggs or bacon anymore."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, farmer, farmers, farm, farms, vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, modern life, millennial, millennials, diet, diets, fad diet, fad diets, cowboy, cowboys
"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."
"It's a no-pepperoni pizza-- a message of hope for all mankind."
Tags:pepperoni, pepperonis, pepperoni hater, pepperoni haters, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni pizza, vegetarians, vegetarian, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, delivery, takeout, takeaway, food, foods, dinner, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
37 Servings of Vegetables a Day!
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"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veggie, veggies, vegan, vegans, food, foods, food choices, healthy food, healthy eating, health, moral choices, meat industry, immoral food industry, annoying, annoyance, annoying food habit, annoying habits, deliberately annoying, being difficult, just being difficult, winding up, wind up, faddy eater, fad, food fads
"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
Tags:modern life, modern times modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, omnivore, omnivores, meat, eating meat, meat eating, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, impress, impressing, chat up, chatting up, chat-up, flirt, incompetent, incompetence, confused, confusion, flexitarian, flexitarians, flexitarianism