"Organic is nice, but haven't you got anything digital?"
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"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."
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"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
Tags:vegetable, vegetables, veggies, lettuce, head of lettuce, cabbage, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farming, agriculture, crop, crops, growing crops, garden, gardening, gardener, gardeners, plant, plants, growing, raising, compost, dirt, manure, fertiliser, kid, kids, child, children, young, younger, old, older, adult, adults, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, language, word play, wordplay
"Yo, Benny, how's the ticker?"
"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
Tags:season, seasons, summer, summertime, food, vegetable, vegetables, veggies, tomato, tomatoes, corn, corn on the cob, corn-on-the-cob, talking, discussing, speaking, conversing, topic, topics, theme, themes, fresh, local, produce, incessantly, endlessly, ceaselessly, never stops talking, agriculture, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, market, markets, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques
"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."
Tags:food, food trends, trend, trends, trendy, fad, fads, cooking, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, homecooking, home cooking, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, broccoli, broccoli rabe, healthy, eating habits, dining, eating, test, tests, testing, litmus, litmus test, litmus tests, science, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, chemistry, compatibility, shopping
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
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"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."
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"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."
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"I'm trying to eat lower on the food chain."
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"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
Tags:food, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, fruit, fruits, tomato, tomatoes, carrot, carrots, juice, juices, raw juice, raw juices, healing power, healing powers, healing, power, powers, health, healthy, eating healthy, healthy diet, fitness, toast, toasting, cheers, drink, drinks, drinking, nutrition, vitamins, nutrients, nutritious, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy
"He's doing great—he'll be back in a vegetative state in no time."
"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
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"We grow all our own bad-tasting ugly things."
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"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."
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"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."
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Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.
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"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."
A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
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"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."
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I think, therefore I yam…
A rabbit peeling a carrot before he eats it.
"The ginger root got the promotion because the ginger root is qualified."
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Which is the genetically modified corn?"
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