"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."
"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."
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polite, politeness, etiquette, manner, manner, good manners, thank you, criminal, law, court, courst, court of law, courtroom, judge, judges, judged, judicial, jury, jury service, not guilty, defendant, defendants, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legal system, criminal justice, justice, guilt, verdict, verdicts"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."
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not guilty, not-guilty, verdict, verdicts, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, obedience training, puppy training, puppy trainer, puppy trainers, canine, canines, dog behaviour, canine behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, court, courts, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, innocence, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets"You can't plead cute."
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plead, pleads, plea, pleas, plea deal, plea deals, plea bargain, plea bargains, court, courts, courtroom, courtroom, innocent, innocence, innocent look, innocent looks, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, adorable, verdict, verdicts, trial, trials, defendant, defendants, defense attorney, defense attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, soulful, big eyes, big-eyed, doe-eyed"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, guilty, verdict, verdicts, sentence, sentencing, fashion, style, clothing, clothes, flaunting, show-off, show-offs, showing off, fashion crime, crime against fashion, fashion police, fashion don't, unattractive, fashion sense, personal style, personal appearance, gaudy, flashy, showy"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."
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insanity, insanity defense, insanity defence, supreme court, the supreme court, court of law, courts of law, tie, the defence, the defense, defendant, defendants, standing trial, on trial, suit, suits, dress sense, mens fashion, men's fashion, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, verdict, the verdict, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, nice tie, nice ties"Not guilty"
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court, courts, trial, trials, jurisprudence, judge, judges, magistrate, magistrates, courtroom, courtrooms, courthouse, courthouses, plea, criminal charges, criminal defense, defense, plea bargain, plea deal, money, wealth, privilege, capital, capitalism, corrupt, corruption, legal corruption, power, powerful, money, wealth, wealthy, monies, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, pay off, paid off, bribe, bribery, bribed, verdict, verdicts, injust, injustice, unjust"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."
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jury, juries, hung jury, hung juries, too close to call, close decision, close decisions, decisions, decisions, verdict, verdicts, jury duty, close call, close calls, tight decision, tight decisions, tight verdict, tight verdicts, narrow, narrow verdict, narrow verdicts, indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, decider, deciders"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, foreman, foremen, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors, spin, bias, emphasis, story, stories, version, versions, perspective, perspectives, verdict, verdicts, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, guilt, guilty"Your Honor, we feel the trial failed to deliver on its pretrial publicity."
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courtroom, courtrooms, court of law, legal system, the legal system, judge, judges, jury, the jury, juror, jurors, verdict, the verdict, pretrial publicity, publicity, the press, journalist, journalists, journalism, media circus, trial by media, trials by media, public trial, public trials, objection, objections, legal objection, legal objections"We the jury, on the advice of our lawyers, decline to render a verdict."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, judgement, judgements, verdict, verdicts, jury, juries, advice, legal advice, render, rendering, decline, declining, legal problem, legal problems"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."
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law, laws, legal, legality, legalism, legalisms, jury, juries, jury duty, duty, court, court of law, courtroom, courtrooms, judge, judges, judicial, judiciary, foreman, fore, victim, victims, victimised, victimized, victim blame, victim-blame, victim blaming, victim-blaming, corrupt, corruption, society, societal, societal norms, surprise, surprising, verdict, verdicts, guilty, not guilty, we the jury, truth, truthful"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, client, clients, jury, juries, foreman, foremen, verdict, verdicts, guilty, charge, charges, positive, positives, positive side, optimism, optimist, optimists, openness, energy, psychology, psychobabble"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."
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business man, business men, businessman, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corrupt, corruptions, embezzler, embezzlers, embezzlement, court of law, courts of law, legal system, the legal system, federal judiciary, federal court, verdict, the verdict, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corporate law"Since this is only your first offense, and you've been found not guilty, I'll be lenient in my sentencing."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, not guilty, innocent, sentence, sentencing, verdict, verdicts, first offense, first offence, first-time offender, first-time, offenders, lenient, leniency, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence"Oh, yeah, I forgot about the law of the jungle—not guilty."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, law of the jungle, jungle law, verdict, verdicts, not guilty, innocent, forgot, forgotten"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"
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lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, trial, trials, judge, judges, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, legal, legal system, judiciary system, judiciary systems, law, laws, ignorance, ignorant, innocence, verdict, verdicts, legal advice"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, guilty, innocent, plea bargain, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, client, clients, late, fatigued, tired, bell, decision, decisions, game, games, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, fair, fairs, high striker, high strikers, strongman game, strongman games, strength tester, strength testers, gavel, gavels, hammer, hammers, mallet, mallets, hit, strength, strong, luck, lucky, lazy, random, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, sentences, unfairOf all its controversial decisions, the Supreme Court makes its biggest blunder putting the 5'0" Ruth Bader Ginsburg at shortstop in a game against the Baltimore Orioles.
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supreme court, supreme court justice, supreme court justices, ruth bader ginsburg, rbg, shortstop, shortstops, blunder, blunders, mistake, mistakes, rookie error, rookie errors, error, errors, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, decision, decisions, verdict, verdicts, controversy, controversies, controversial"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose." "That's nice. Three to five years."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, sentence, punishments, music, song, songs, famous song, famous songs, lyrics, singer, singers, freedom, nothing to lose, word play, wordplay"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, defendant, defendants, client, clients, defense, defence, foreman, foreman, verdict, verdicts, sentencing, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, execution, executions, bad sign, bad signs, lie, lies, lying, truth, honest, honesty, orchestra, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, conductor, conductors, conducting, musician, musicians, composer, composers, frederic chopin, chopin, piano sonata no. 2, funeral march"take your best shot, counselor."
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court, courts, in court, verdict, the verdict, not guilty, jury, juries, juror, jurors, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, defense, the defense, the defense rests, defense attorney, defense attorneys, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, fair, fairs, fairground, carnival, carnivals, carnival game, carnival games, strong man machine, strong man machines, fairground game, fairground games, legal system, the legal system, luck"Actually, I'd written off the nineties before my conviction."
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prison, prisons, prisoners, prisoner, jail, jails, law, laws, law breaking, law breakers, moral relativism, convicted, conviction, convictions, sentencing, sentenced, psychology, arrogance, history, retro, 90's, 1990's, nineties, long sentence, long sentencing, wasted years, judgement, jury, guilty verdict, verdict, court, guilty, criminal, criminals, law and order, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic"We find the defendant very telegenic."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defence, defense, jury, juries, juror, jurors, verdict, verdicts, telegenic, beauty, beautiful, handsome, attractive