Verdict Cartoons

"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

"You can't plead cute."

"Guilty of flaunting it without having it. Sixty days."

"We're going to try an insanity defense, so don;t wear to nice a tie."

"Not guilty"

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Your Honor, we feel the trial failed to deliver on its pretrial publicity."

"We the jury, on the advice of our lawyers, decline to render a verdict."

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

"What we're going to say to the jury is 'Love the embezzler. Hate the embezzlement."

"Since this is only your first offense, and you've been found not guilty, I'll be lenient in my sentencing."

"Oh, yeah, I forgot about the law of the jungle—not guilty."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"Lady and gentleman of the jury, have you reached your verdict?"

"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

Of all its controversial decisions, the Supreme Court makes its biggest blunder putting the 5'0" Ruth Bader Ginsburg at shortstop in a game against the Baltimore Orioles.

"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose." "That's nice. Three to five years."

"I won't lie to you.Chopin's 'Funeral March' is a bad sign."

"take your best shot, counselor."

"Actually, I'd written off the nineties before my conviction."

"We find the defendant very telegenic."