Verdicts Cartoons

Verdicts Cartoons

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"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

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"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

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"You can't plead cute."

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"Ask the judge whether we can find the defendant not guilty and still execute him."

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"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

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"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

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"Read all about it! O.J. still not guilty!"

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"Your Honor, on the first ballot the jury voted ten to two for conviction. For three emotionally charged hours, we discussed our points of difference. On the next ballot, it was seven to five for acquittal. Over the next several ballots, the vote seesawed back and forth. One juror became ill and was replaced by an alternate. By now, we had been in session for ten hours straight. Tempers were rising and some jurors were near the breaking point."

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"Lady and gentleman of the jury, have you reached your verdict?"

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"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

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"If it's any help, your sentence was the most e-mailed story of the week."

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"The court sentences you to, oh, four-and-a-half years."

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"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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"Look at it this way, Conroy—the longer they stay out, the longer you're a free man."

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"Curiosity."

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Of all its controversial decisions, the Supreme Court makes its biggest blunder putting the 5'0" Ruth Bader Ginsburg at shortstop in a game against the Baltimore Orioles.

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"Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose." "That's nice. Three to five years."

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"We find the defendant very telegenic."

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"You've been found sugar free and guilt free."

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"Not guilty"

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I'm with Stupid - I'm with Guilty

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"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

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"Look, I know it's not perfect, but, by and large, the jury system has worked very well for our marriage."

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"Not guilty?"

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