Tiny Mouse Hole
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mice, mouse, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, household pests, mousehole, mouse holes, mouse hole, mouse holes, tiny mousehole, tiny mouse hole, vermin, proportions, surprise, unexpected, karma, payback, reparation, surprised, properties, real estate, squatting, squatters, pest problem, pest problems, pest controlBirds of Manhattan
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pigeon, pigeons, city pigeon, city pigeons, vermin, bird, birds, manhattan, nyc, ny, new york, new york city, park, parks, public park, public parks, feed the birds, feeding the birds, central park, city life, urban life, museum, museums, let down, let-down, disappointing, disappointed, disappoint, pride, proud, national pride, fail, failed, diorama, dioramas, display, display, museum display, museum displays, museum exhibition, museum exhibitions, city, cities"I told your parents I would convert."
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pigeon, pigeons, rat, rats, bat, bats, vermin, rodent, rodents, city life, convert, converts, converting, conversion, conversions, religious conversion, religious conversions, marriage, couple, couples, romance, in laws, inlaws, in-laws"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."
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outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, outdoors man, outdoors men, cabin, cabins, camp, camps, camping, campsite, campsites, vermin, pest, pests, insect, insects, bug, bugs, romance, romantic, getaway, getaways, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rough it, roughing it, nature, natural world, love, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, tick, ticks, discomfort, uncomfortable, anniversary, anniversaries"To the better mousetrap."
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mousetrap, mousetraps, mouse trap, mouse traps, cat, cats, predator, predators, prey, better mousetrap, a better mousetrap, mice, pest, pests, vermin, pest control, toast, toasts, toasting, cheers, invention, inventions, inventor, inventorsTHE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
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pied piper, the pied piper, the pied piper of hamelin, rats, vermin, rat, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, gramercy park, city park, city parks, park, parks, new york, new york city, nyc, ny, manhattan, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tales, fairy tales, coming home, going home, modern life, modern times"This is probably how they keep getting in."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, vermin, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, human, humans, person, people, door, front door, doors, front doors, home, homes, houses, houses, couple, couples, keep getting in, enter, real estate, property, properties"The apartment comes with a roommate, but she's mostly nocturnal."
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apartment, apartments, roommate, roommates, rodent, rodents, rat, rats, room mate, room mates, room-mate, room-mates, nocturnal, nocturnal animal, nocturnal animals, roomie, roomies, pest, pest control, pest controls, vermin, vermin control, vermin controls, exterminator, exterminators, rat problem, rat problems, infestation, infestations, infested, real estate, realtor, realtors, property viewing, property viewings, real estateTrue Lunch
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lunch, lunches, lunching, true story, true stories, cockroach, cockroaches, discount, discounts, contaminant, contaminants, contamination, contaminate, contaminates, insect, insects, vermin, check, checks, bill, bills, restaurant, omelette, omelettes, omelet, omelets, breakfast, breakfasts, breakfast spot, breakfast spots, hole in the wall, holes in the wall"You're playing with your food again, Eugene!"
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animal, animals, mice, mouse, food, foodie, foodies, vermin, rat, rats, stereotype, stereotypes, cheese, swiss cheese, hole, holes, play with food, playing with your food, food lover, food lovers, visual gag, literal, literally, literal joke, stuck, perfect fit, word play, play on words, word-play, subvert, subverted, cliche, cliches"You there - shoo!"
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pest, pests, barn, barns, bat, bats, infestation, infestations, infested, infesting, vermin, pest control, pest controls, wing, wings, costume, costumes, eccentric, eccentrics, eccentricity, eccentricities, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, superhero, superheroes, villain, villains, mastermind, masterminds"You've just raided your last patch!"
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animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, food, vegetable, vegetables, carrot, carrots, talking, speaking, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, revolver, revolvers, handgun, handguns, aiming, pointing, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, gun crime, patch, patches, garden, gardens, gardening, gardener, gardeners, security, protection, protecting, agriculture, pest control, pest management, retaliation, retribution, revenge, vengeance, vermin, varmint, crop, crops, stealing, robbing, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, theft, produce, pest, pests, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, raid, raids, raiding"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
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mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, strange, surreal, exterminator, exterminators, overkill, over kill, over the top, ott, gun, luger, guns, gunned down, cockroach, roach, roaches, cockroaches, extermination, agent, assassin, killer, secret agent, upgrade, special set of skillsCat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile
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cat, cats, mouse, mice, mousehold, hole, holes, pet, pets, vermin, vermins, rodent, rodents, rocket, rockets, torpedo, torpedoes, missile, missiles, missile launch, bomb, bombs, war, weapons, weapon, weaponry, weapons of mass destruction, womd, violence, machinery of war, war machine, war machines, desperate measures, defend, defending, defense, defence, defensive"I love your work."
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rat, rats, cockroach, cockroaches, insect, insects, rodent, rodents, predator, predators, prey, vermin, pest, pests, exterminator, exterminators, extermination, admire, admiration, admiring, kindred spirit, kindred spirits, friendship, friendships, common ground, common grounds, city, cities, urban, city life, urban life"It's deliciously trashy."
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vermin, landfill, landfill site, landfill sites, rubbish dump, rubbish dumps, garbage dump, garbage dumps, book, books, bad book, bad books, trash, trashy, trashy book, trashy books, recommend, recommendation, recommendations, book recommendation, book recommendations, seagull, seagulls, rat, rats, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, badly written"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
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bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphizeWell-Dressed Foot Sticks Out Of Mouse-Hole To The Bemusement Of The Cat
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mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, cat, cats, house cat, house cats, strange, surreal, foot, shoe, shoes, stuck, wedged, unexpected, expect, shoe, shoes, leg, legs, sticking out, stuck in, exterminator, exterminatorsA subway magician pulls a rat out of his hat.
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rat, rats, rabbit, rabbits, magician, magicians, magic, subway, subways, pest, pests, pest control, vermin, new york subway, new york subways, hygiene, poor hygiene, subway rat, subway rats, disgust, disgusts, musophobia, murophobia, rodent, rodents"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
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raccoon, raccoons, break in, break ins, break-in, break-ins, robber, robbers, robbing, burglar, burglars, burglary, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, vermin, vermin, intruder, intruders, intrusion, intrusions, racoon, racoons, coon, coons, trash diving, trash diver, trash-diving, trash-divers"Larry! Swine flu!"
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swine fly, bird flu, flying pig, flying pigs, pigs might fly, feed the birds, feeding the birds, vermin, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeon, disease, diseases, disease carrier, disease carriers, city park, city parks, city life, modern times, modern life, modern attitudes, mythical creature, mythical creatures, low riskGregor Samsa III, who doesn't go out much, calls in a large order to the shopping channel.
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bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, gregor samsa, animals, animal, bug, bugs, vermin, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroaches, kafka, kafkaesque, shopping channel, channel, television, consumerism, consumerist, invert, inverted"It sends the other rats a message."
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rat, rats, vermin, vermin, rodent, rodents, send a message, sending a message, cleaner, cleaners, threat, threats, making an example, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, subway, subways, the subway, underground, the underground, subway train, subways trains, underground train, underground trains, the commute, commuter, commuters, commuting