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"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"
"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."
"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"
"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."