Fertility Clinic
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death, heaven, black humor, animals, dogs, talking, medical, afterlife, afterlives, dog, neuter, neuters, neutered, dog owner, dog owners, spay, spays, spayed, spaying, neutering, pet owner, pet owners, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, animal control, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians"And when the time comes the company will put you to sleep at its own expense."
"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"
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smoking gun, smoking guns, gun, guns, cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, bird, birds, declaw, declawed, declawing, declaws, claw, claws, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers"Look what they did to her! We should be thankful they only had us spayed."
"Well, your nose feels cold."
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dog, dogs, health, healthy, diagnosis, diagnoses, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, nose, noses, dog nose, dog noses, cold, temperature, temperatures, checkup, checkups, checking up, high temperature, high temperatures, fever, fevers, pet, pets, pet health, animal doctor, animal doctors, animal hospital, animal hospitals"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."
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faint, faints, fainting, pass out, passes out, passing out, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, symptom, symptoms, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, ill, illness, illnesses, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers"I'm an elephant podiatrist-what do you do?"
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podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry, foot doctor, foot doctors, foot, feet, elephant, elephants, stomp, stomps, stomping, flatten, flattens, flattening, flattened, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, introducing, job, jobs, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, cocktail party, cocktail parties, strange job, strange jobs, unusual job, unusual jobs"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, cat lady, cat ladies, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, examination, examinations, exam, exams, healthy, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, play on words, word play, wordplay, under the knife, surgery, surgeries, operate, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, chef, chefs, cook, cooks"May I keep my collar on?"
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, gown, gowns, hospital gown, hospital gowns, johnny, johnnies, clothes, clothing, collar, collars, getting undressed, changing, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, dog clothing, dog clothes, clothing for dogs, keep, jewellery, jewelry"In my practice, I prefer to treat the whole hog."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, holistic, holistic medicine, animal, animals, pig, pigs, whole hog, hog, hogs, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, word play, wordplay"You need a chicken-liver transplant."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, livestock, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, bird, birds, pet, pets, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."
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butcher, butchers, butchery, butchering, meat, meats, red meat, fresh meat, unexpected, opposite, opposites, unexpected, violence, off screen violence, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, veggie, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, doom, doomed, doctor, doctors, rib, ribs, bbq, barbecue, pig, pigs, pork, vet, vets, veterinarian, hospital, hospitals, bad news"Eat grass 'til you puke, then call me in the morning."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physiciansAdd Your Own Caption Week #220
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rabbit, rabbits, show puppet, shadow puppets, doctor, doctors, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, gp, gps, md, mds, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, doctor's clinic, doctors clinic, medical clinic, medical clinics, shadow puppetry, shadow puppeteer, shadow puppeteers, surprise, surprised, surprises, vets clinic, vet's clinich, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, shadow, shadows"I'm afraid we'll have to keep him overnight. Are you going to need a loaner?"
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, animal doctor, animal doctors, vet clinic, vet clinics, animal hospital, animal hospitals, veterinarian clinic, veterinarian clinics, medical, medicine, sick, ill, stay, stay overnight, keeping overnight, keeping, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, loaner, loaners, rental, rentals, car repairs, auto repairs, vehicle repairs, automotive repairs, customer service, service, comfort, comforting, lonely, lonelinessThree surgeons operate on a piñata.
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, operation, operations, op, piñata, piñatas, pinata, pinatas, candy, candies, sweets, food, chocolate, chocolates, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, hospital, party games, party game, party-game, party-game, party, parties, surreal, sweet-tooth, sweet tooth"Trust me: It's benign."
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tumour, tumours, tumor, tumors, benign tumour, benign tumours, benign tumor, benign tumors, camel, camels, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnostics, gp, gps, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, healthcare, medical care, patient, patients, paranoia, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."
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loaner, loaners, loan, loans, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, kennel, kennels, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog park, dog parks, big dog, big dogs, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks"I feel that I've been given a unique opportunity to speak out on the issues."
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politician, politicians, cone, cones, cone collar, cone collars, collar of shame, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, issue, issues, campaign issue, campaign issues, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons"Twenty seven naps a day isn't unusual."
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