"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"
"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."
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"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"
"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."
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"How's my praying?"
"I see the radiator's Baroque again."
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"I know he's in here somewhere!"
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"I'm between congregations."
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"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."
"I don't show up here as much as I'd like, Doctor, but I always try to catch your stuff on the air."
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"It was a little preachy."
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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."
"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"
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"Do you, Meredith, better known as Wife Number Three, take this man. . ."
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"And you, Howard? Are you fully committed to taking this woman for your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"He ain't heavy, Father. He's a noodle."
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"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."
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"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."
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"Whoa! That's a little clingy."
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"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"
"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."
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"If you don't stop quoting scripture at me, Reverend, you will go to hell."
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"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "
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". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."
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