"Welcome to the after-party."
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hell, hellish, underworld, the underworld, death, dead, dying, devil, devils, demon, demons, the devil, religion, religious, religious imagery, imagery, christian, christian ideals, party, parties, after party, after-party, age, ageing, aged, play on words, word play, word-play, afterlife, after life, sins, consequences, vice, vices"The dreams of avarice are coming back."
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dream, dreams, dreaming, avarice, greed, greedy, greediness, addiction, addict, addicts, addictive, money, profit, profits, profiting, profit motive, profit motives, therapy, therapist, therapists, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, vice, vices, unwanted behavior, unwanted behaviors, discipline, self-discipline, money-driven, selfish, selfishness, motive, motivation, motivations"Ah! Here you are - over on the s**t list."
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saint peter, st peter, st. peter, heavenly gates, pearly gates, afterlife, afterlives, saint, saints, sins, sinning, naughty list, naughty lists, vice, vices, evil, evils, eternal life, hell, hells, hades, after-life, after-lives, underworld"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, hell, sins, sinning, vice, vices, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, demon, demons, legal representative, legal representatives, satan, lucifer, devil, devils, hades"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"
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drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, spring break, break, spring-break, alcohol, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, student, students, 90s, underage drinking, teen, teens, teenager, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, growing up, age, ageing, matured, maturity, immature, word play, play on words, word-play, vice, vices, dweeb, dweebs, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dork, dorky, dorks, shut in, hermit, hermits"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."
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sin tax, sin taxes, tax, taxes, taxation, taxing, tax law, tax laws, sins, devil, devils, vice, vices, demon, demons, congressmen, congressman, political lobby, political lobbies, political lobbyist, political lobbyists, lobbyist, lobbyists, hades, politician, politicians, congress, house of representatives"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"
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healthy, health, unhealthy, smoking, drinking, junk, food, junk food, give up, give-up, renounce, quit, quits, unhappy, depressed, dazed, disappointed, regret, regrets, regretting, happy, wife, husband, wives, husbands, feelings, vice, vices, different, stories, lies, lie, hidden, marriage, married, marry, married, relationship, relationships"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"
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habit, habits, bad habit, bad habits, sins, vice, vices, morality, ethics, ethical, penance, forgiveness, hail mary, priest, priests, minister, ministers, religion, repentance, repent, mortal sin, mortal sins, religion, catholicism, christianity, church, churches, places of worship, place of worship, level of offense, guilt, conscience"And I believe you know Demon Rum."
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demon rum, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholics, drink, drinks, drinking, metaphor, prohibition, prohibition era, religion, religious, religious imagery, demon, demons, devil, devils, the devil, satan, satanic, hell, hellish, vice, vices, sins, sinning, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail partyA couple looks at a security guard with his arms behind his back standing beside a painting depicting him from behind holding a glass of wine and a cigarette in his hands.
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art, art museum, art museums, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, painting, paintings, realistic, guard, guards, security, security guard, security guards, drinking, drink, drinks, wine, alcohol, alcoholic, smoking, smoker, smokers, tobacco, nicotine, unhealthy, bad habit, bad habits, hiding, secret, secrets, health, fitness, vices, suspiciousLife in Garret 1987
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art garret, art garrets, typewriter, typewriters, novel, novels, struggling artist, struggling artists, alcohol-free beer, alcohol free beer, e-cigarette, e-cigarettes, writer, writers, author, authors, bohemian, bohemians, bohemian lifestyle, bohemian lifestyles, hipster, hipsters, hipster lifestyle, alternative lifestyle, vice, vices, alternative lifestyles"I went on spring break a boy and came back an alcoholic."
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drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, spring break, break, spring-break, alcohol, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholics, student, students, 90s, underage drinking, teen, teens, teenager, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, growing up, age, ageing, matured, maturity, immature, word play, play on words, word-play, vice, vices"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."
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dead sin, deadly sins, vice, vices, cardinal sin, cardinal sins, capital vice, capital vices, sloth, envy, greed, pride, gluttony, neighborhood, neighborhood watch, neighbourhood, neighbourhood watch, community, communities, downfall, downfalls, going downhill, goes downhill, change, changes, change for the worse, changing for the worse, small town, small towns"We have to talk."
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smoker, smokers, smoke, smokes, smoking habit, smoking habits, bad habit, bad habits, vice, vices, health risk, health risks, unhealthy, lifestyle, lifestyles, choice, choices, doctor, doctors, lung cancer, heart failure, heart disease, gp, gps, physician, physicians, checkup, check up, check ups, checkups"I know you're hurting. We're all hurting."
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tortures, dungeon, dungeons, dungeon keeper, dungeon keepers, vice, vices, prison, prisoner, prisoners, imprisoned, imprison, jail, jailed, jailer, sympathy, sympathetic, empathy, empathetic, pity, pitied, commiserate, commiseration, suffering, suffer, interrogation, interrogations, emotional pain, emotional baggage, sympathize, sympathise, sympathizing, sympathising, confession, confessionsIt's SkinPatchMan!
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