Victims Cartoons

"My fellow victims. . . "

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"Come now, give the system a chance."

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

"Even though you're exceptionally well qualified, Kate, I'd say that 'victim' is not a good career choice."

"How often have you asked yourselves 'who would pay the ransom if I were kidnapped by terrorists?'"

"What are you complaining about? It's a level playing field."

"No more last requests."

"I'm thinking it might be time to find another pier."

"I feel so vulnerable right now."

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

Police and Victims

"Visualize yourself not dying and then be that reality."

"I'm the victim of negative advertising."

"God, these throw-pillows are terrible for smothering."

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will stay with me forever as they sit inside me,getting turned over and over, being blown completely out of proportion."

"Last tweet?"

"That's right-blame the victimizer."

"There goes that new-car smell."

A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.

"Rekindling an old romance. And you?"

"First of all, you mislabelled this evidence. Second, it looks like you brought the victim in for questioning."

"Total...yoga...freak."

"You don't get it, Daddy, because they're not targeting you."

“How do I feel about being mugged? Well, naturally I didn’t enjoy it and certainly don’t condone violence or threats of violence as a means toward social change. However, I can empathize with my assailant and realize that in his terms his is a valid response to the deteriorating socioeconomic situation in which we find ourselves.”