"There goes one strange cow."
"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
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"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."
"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"
More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
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"It looks like Ulf, but it sure doesn't sound like Ulf."
"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."
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"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."
"Did you know that 'decimate' means kill just one out of every ten?"
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"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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"It's time to stop blaming everything on the Tartars, Mr. Ragner."
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"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"
"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."
"My client is willing to do community service."
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"Hey! It's just Vlad being Vlad."
"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."
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A Brief History of Unwelcome Visitors To Britain
"We made a bit of a mess in Aisle 2."
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"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."