"Excellent-let's run it through legal."
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barbarian, barbarians, pillage, pillages, pillaging, raze, razes, razing, village, villages, barbaric, viking, vikings, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, invention, inventions, legal, legal department, legal departments, stab, stabs, stabbing, pike, pikes, spear, spears, spearing, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, frustration, frustrations, frustrated"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
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viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."
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merch, merchandise, t-shirt, t-shirts, tshirt, tshirts, shirt, shirts, t-shirt gun, t-shirt guns, t-shirt launcher, t-shirt launchers, t-shirt cannon, t-shirt cannons, viking, vikings, knight, knights, guard, guards, riot, riots, castle, castles, medieval, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, invaded, distraction, distractions, siege, sieges"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."
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history, historical, barbarian, barbarians, viking, vikings, raider, raiders, weapon, weapons, axe, axes, poleaxe, poleaxes, spear, spears, violent, violence, way of life, understand, understanding, culture"Have you seen his sippy skull?"
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, baby, babies, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, drink, drinks, drinking, sippy cup, sippy cups, beaker, beakers, history, historical, vikings, barbarians, skull, skulls, bone, bones, skull cup, cup, cups"You're right. It does send a powerful message."
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power, powerful message, message, messages, powerful, power suit, power suits, power outfit, new clothes, clothes, clothing, fashion, men's fashion, menswear, men's clothing, style, personal style, style, styles, men, man, store, stores, shop, shops, clothing store, clothing stores, department store, department stores, salesman, salesmen, history, vikings, barbarians, europe, european, military, government, violent, violence, greed, vanity, vain, psychology, personal appearance"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."
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viking, vikings, raid, raiding, history, historical, histories, couple, couples, dinner, dinnertime, meal, meals, married, marriage, married life, plunder, plunders, plundering, pillage, pillages, pillaging, culture, cultural, culture shock, after work, work, working, day job, day jobs, employed, employment, employer, work life, office, offices"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."
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viking, vikings, barbarian, barbarians, raid, raids, raider, raiders, history, historical, european, europeans, plunder, plunders, plundering, pillage, pillage and plunder, genocide, genocides, euthanasia, eugenics"Did you know that 'decimate' means kill just one out of every ten?"
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decimate, decimates, decimating, decimation, one in ten, historical, definition, definitions, define, defines, defining, conquest, conquests, takeover, takeovers, pillage, pillages, viking, vikings, rome, roman, romans, linguistics, etymology, etymologies, vocabulary, vocabulary word, vocabulary words, overzealous, overdo it, overdoing it, linguist, linguists, linguistics, english, english teacher, historian, historians"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
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medieval, medieval times, history, historic, historical, lady, ladied, lady godiva, godiva, the beau, college, degree, degrees, qualified, qualification, qualifications, career, careers, career change, career changes, change career, viking, vikings, barbarians, witches, witch, dark ages, dark age, uni, university, universities, educate, education, educating, learn, learning, study, studied, studying"Valhalla."
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viking, vikings, woman, women, warrior, warriors, warrior woman, warrior women, valkyries, valkyrie, mythology, myth, mythologyies, myths, mythological, norse, norse myth, norse gods, nordic, nordic myth, train, trains stop, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, announcement, announcer, train stop, train stops, next stop, escort, escorting, travel, travelling, valhalla, history, historical, juxtaposition"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
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barbarian, barabarians, horse back, horseback, horse, horses, cavalry, cavalries, old world, old age, bronze age, bronze ages, iron age, iron ages, viking, vikings, war, military, ageing, age, aged, old age, older, historical, history, histories, mercenary, mercenaries, ancient"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."
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hire, hired, hiring, employed, employing, employer, human resources, hr, h r, personnel, cv, cv skills, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, interview skills, resume, resumes, résume, résumes, ceo, chief executive, exec, execs, executives, viking, vikings, raid, raider, raiders, raiding, historical, historically, barbarian, barbarians, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, management, manager, managers, ethics, ethical, corporate, corporation, corporations"My people will get back to your people."
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king, kings, ruler, rulers, general, generals, officer, officers, ancient rome, ancient greece, barbarians, vikings, politics, history, historical, medieval, politician, politicians, government, governments, diplomacy, diplomats, diplomat, international relations, foreign relations, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, fight, fights, fighting, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, army, armies, enemy, enemies, warrior, warriors, soldier, soldiers, expression, expressions, word play, wordplay"It's time to stop blaming everything on the Tartars, Mr. Ragner."
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ragnar lodbrok, ragnar lothbrok, viking, vikings, ragner, tartar, tartars, tatar, tatars, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, therapy, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, scapegoater, scapegoaters"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."
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logo, logos, brand, brands, branding, viking, vikings, viking symbol, viking symbols, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, raider, raiders, rune, runes, viking rune, viking runes, tattoo, tattoos, pretender, pretenders, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing offViking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".
"My client is willing to do community service."
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court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, client, clients, defendant, defendants, sentencing, sentence, sentences, community service, barbarian, barbarians, viking, vikings, demon, demons, punishments"Hey! It's just Vlad being Vlad."
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vlad dracul, vlad dracula, dracula, vlad the impaler, prince, king, the devil, romanian, viking, vikings, barbarian, barbarians, history, historic, historians, historian, bad guy, mean, cruel, leader, leaders, bad leader, evil, wallachia, romania, ruler, rulers"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."
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