Vikings Cartoons

"There goes one strange cow."

"Excellent-let's run it through legal."

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

"Cheap merch will only hold them for so long."

"People not from here don't understand. It's not a weapon - it's a way of life."

"Run for your lives! It's the full 'Ring' cycle!!"

"Have you seen his sippy skull?"

"You're right. It does send a powerful message."

"It looks like Ulf, but it sure doesn't sound like Ulf."

"And then Joel didn't come in today, soI had to do all his pillaging."

"Now is the time to heal the country by ridding ourselves of the unwell."

"Did you know that 'decimate' means kill just one out of every ten?"

"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."

"Valhalla."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"Your resume is remarkably similar to our CEO's."

"My people will get back to your people."

"It's time to stop blaming everything on the Tartars, Mr. Ragner."

"Did anyone plunder something good to read?"

"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."

Viking explorer Leif Erikson sits on a rock reading a magazine called "LEIF".

"My client is willing to do community service."

"Hey! It's just Vlad being Vlad."

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

Viking Wife