"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."
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"What can I say? He makes me laugh."
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"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."
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"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"
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"I am most disappointed in you, Herr Stuffel. I was told that you would be a much more amusing guest."
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"One must have a heart of stone to watch the death of Matthew Crawley without laughing."
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"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"
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"If you think Columbus is steamed, wait till you run into Harry Truman."
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"I knew we'd get you sooner or later, Van Helsing!"
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"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."
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What would Trump need to do to surprise you now?
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Trump forgets to remove the Bandit mask before going out.
"You know who's crooked? The F.B.I."
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