"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."
"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."
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"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
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"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"
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"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."
"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."
More Reasons To Beware Of Dog
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"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."
The Wicked Witch of the Southwest
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"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."
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"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"
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"I can't say I like the looks of that bunch."
"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"
"The two of you should have lots to talk about."
"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
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"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"
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"You there - shoo!"
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"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
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"I am most disappointed in you, Herr Stuffel. I was told that you would be a much more amusing guest."
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"One must have a heart of stone to watch the death of Matthew Crawley without laughing."
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"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"
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"If you think Columbus is steamed, wait till you run into Harry Truman."
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"The Heavens Will be Mine."
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"General Electric beat him out of his death ray and he's simply furious!"
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