Villains Cartoons

"A razor-sharp, six-hundred-pound penny for your thoughts, Mr. Bond."

"I'm not huffing and puffing. I'm foreclosing."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

"For years, people did their best to destroy me, but I ultimately prevailed."

"Flying around all day just won't cut it - sooner or later, you're going to have to fight some evil."

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"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."

The Wicked Witch of the Southwest

"Nothing to speak of. Someone left a Bronx cheer on your voice mail."

"Don't we thing Arlene would make a perfect Medea?"

"I can't say I like the looks of that bunch."

"Ahab I'm not familiar with. Ever taste Captain Hook?"

"The two of you should have lots to talk about."

"Oh, c'mon. I wasn't that terrible!"

"You there - shoo!"

"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"

"I am most disappointed in you, Herr Stuffel. I was told that you would be a much more amusing guest."

"One must have a heart of stone to watch the death of Matthew Crawley without laughing."

"Gary! This is why we can't have nice things!"

"If you think Columbus is steamed, wait till you run into Harry Truman."

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

"General Electric beat him out of his death ray and he's simply furious!"

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