"Thanks. It's vintage."
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Books On Paper
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Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.
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"They, like, invented retro."
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"Officer, this man is making tunnels."
"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."
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"When was the last time you started her up?"
Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
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The Return Of The Minipants
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"I make it myself!"
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"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."
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"Hey, pal, we're kinda lost. How do we get back to 2016?"
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"I wonder what this was for."
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"We can't wear vintage - we are vintage."
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"I know, dear - but there's such a thing as carrying office politics too far."
"I'm not complaining too much - last year the government took 40% of his income and I took about the same."
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"Daughter complained about your tactics last night, so I'm referring tonight."
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"Get me an idea whose time has come- again."
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"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."
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"And they provide a good deal of insulation, of course."
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"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."