"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."
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"Do you have a reservation?"
"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
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"Would you sign this for me?"
"I'm positive. This is the location for the Tupperware after party."
"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"
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Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
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A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.
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A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet
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Two gravestones sit next to each other in a cemetery; the small one reads "Kramer 1902-1976 R.I.P." and the large one reads "Sanderson 1906-1981 V.I.P.".
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The Way It Should Be
Tags:consumerism, consumerist, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shop, store, stores, checkout, checkouts, checking out, checkout lane, checkout lanes, 10 items or less, express lane, express lanes, market, markets, supermarket, supermarkets, grocery store, grocery stores, groceries, vip, vips, vip customer, vip customers, velvet rope, exclusion, high status, conspicuous consumption, high class, upper class, first class, social divison, social divisions
"I thought I hear a motorcade."
"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"
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"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."