"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."
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"Do you have a reservation?"
"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
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"Would you sign this for me?"
"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"
"I'm positive. This is the location for the Tupperware after party."
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A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.
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A man stranded in the desert watches a king crawl by on a red carpet
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The Way It Should Be
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